1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06,180 --> 00:00:08,040 - In the year, 1861, 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:10,410 the tensions between the Northern and Southern States, 5 00:00:10,410 --> 00:00:12,780 were at an all time high. 6 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:15,500 Enraged by perceived unjust taxation, 7 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:18,830 the South saw itself as the victims of Northern extortion. 8 00:00:18,830 --> 00:00:20,860 The North struggled desperately 9 00:00:20,860 --> 00:00:22,900 to keep the young nation intact, 10 00:00:22,900 --> 00:00:25,380 as our forefathers had envisioned. 11 00:00:25,380 --> 00:00:29,020 The threat of violence loomed no longer as a possibility, 12 00:00:29,020 --> 00:00:30,950 but as a certainty. 13 00:00:30,950 --> 00:00:31,840 No one knew where. 14 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:33,250 No one knew when. 15 00:00:34,140 --> 00:00:35,730 But war was coming. 16 00:00:42,230 --> 00:00:43,510 [bell rings] 17 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:44,350 - Remember class, 18 00:00:44,350 --> 00:00:46,070 read your Nietzsche. 19 00:00:46,070 --> 00:00:48,190 Read your Nietzsche. 20 00:00:48,190 --> 00:00:51,040 Sam, you've forgotten your book. 21 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:51,870 - I know. 22 00:00:53,380 --> 00:00:55,780 - Okay, and you've forgotten it again. 23 00:00:55,780 --> 00:00:57,470 Sam. 24 00:00:57,470 --> 00:00:59,110 Sam, you know I can't help but notice 25 00:00:59,110 --> 00:01:02,380 that this is your 13th stab at the fifth grade. 26 00:01:02,380 --> 00:01:05,740 And I'm just wondering if something is wrong. 27 00:01:05,740 --> 00:01:08,340 - Well, maybe I don't give a shit about school. 28 00:01:08,340 --> 00:01:09,730 - Uh, okay, okay. 29 00:01:09,730 --> 00:01:11,120 Tell me Sam, is there anything 30 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:13,370 that you give a shit about? 31 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:19,400 - Well, I guess I kind of like math. 32 00:01:20,570 --> 00:01:21,400 - Really? 33 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,150 Sam, that's amazing. We could all— 34 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:23,980 - Psych! 35 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:26,230 - Okay. 36 00:01:26,230 --> 00:01:27,060 Sam. 37 00:01:27,060 --> 00:01:27,890 Excuse me. 38 00:01:28,790 --> 00:01:30,400 I'm afraid, I'm going to have to ask you 39 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:33,060 not to return to school anymore. 40 00:01:34,020 --> 00:01:35,440 - So I graduated? 41 00:01:36,870 --> 00:01:38,670 - You failed, Sam. 42 00:01:38,670 --> 00:01:40,890 - What's the difference? 43 00:01:40,890 --> 00:01:42,800 - Just don't come back to school. 44 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:43,940 - Whatever. 45 00:01:43,940 --> 00:01:46,230 Suck it nerd. [chuckles] 46 00:01:46,230 --> 00:01:48,810 [lively music] 47 00:01:54,190 --> 00:01:56,590 [sighs] 48 00:01:56,590 --> 00:01:58,010 - You stupid boy. 49 00:02:00,950 --> 00:02:02,740 - Thrust and parry, son! 50 00:02:02,740 --> 00:02:04,260 Thrust and parry! 51 00:02:04,260 --> 00:02:06,250 - Dad, I don't want to do this. 52 00:02:06,250 --> 00:02:07,870 It's like 11 in the morning. 53 00:02:07,870 --> 00:02:08,880 - Oh, come now son. 54 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,360 I'm training you to be a real man. 55 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:11,480 Now bounce like I do. 56 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:12,320 En guarde! 57 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:13,320 [swords clanging] 58 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:14,470 - You're not bouncing. 59 00:02:14,470 --> 00:02:15,820 Come on, bounce like this. 60 00:02:15,820 --> 00:02:16,860 [laughing] 61 00:02:16,860 --> 00:02:18,080 - What's up Trevor? 62 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:19,050 - Hey, Sam. 63 00:02:19,050 --> 00:02:20,850 Samuel, to what do we hold the pleasure? 64 00:02:20,850 --> 00:02:22,240 [sword whacking] 65 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:24,580 [screaming] 66 00:02:25,460 --> 00:02:27,160 Good form son. 67 00:02:27,490 --> 00:02:29,980 You've taught me to never let my guard down. 68 00:02:29,980 --> 00:02:32,470 Even against my own child. [laughs] 69 00:02:32,470 --> 00:02:34,360 And that is bleeding. 70 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:37,350 Well off to the doctor I suppose. 71 00:02:37,350 --> 00:02:38,520 Good day kids. 72 00:02:42,460 --> 00:02:44,450 - Your dad's such a nerd. 73 00:02:44,450 --> 00:02:45,670 - Yeah. 74 00:02:45,670 --> 00:02:47,120 - Got fired from school today. 75 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:48,590 - Oh, that's cool. 76 00:02:48,590 --> 00:02:49,830 You wanna go get wasted 77 00:02:49,830 --> 00:02:52,170 and check out the Johnson's new slave? 78 00:02:52,170 --> 00:02:53,010 - Yeah. 79 00:02:57,490 --> 00:03:00,350 ♪ Oh fuck white people ♪ 80 00:03:00,350 --> 00:03:02,440 ♪ We wish them all die ♪ 81 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:04,250 ♪ We hate white people ♪ 82 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:06,340 ♪ Got a lot of reasons why ♪ 83 00:03:06,340 --> 00:03:08,420 ♪ The soulless devil ♪ 84 00:03:08,420 --> 00:03:11,520 ♪ Wrapped in translucent skins ♪ 85 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,500 ♪ Mm-hmm mm-hmm ♪ 86 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:15,240 - Oh, his hair looks crazy. 87 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:17,660 - Yeah, looks like he's got a spider on his head. 88 00:03:17,660 --> 00:03:20,000 - I heard he's from Jamaica. 89 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,900 - Oh shit, I think he sees us. 90 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:31,920 [Sam] He's coming over here. 91 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:32,880 What are we gonna do? 92 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,460 - Where's my sword? 93 00:03:36,310 --> 00:03:39,400 - How're you little white boys doing? 94 00:03:41,150 --> 00:03:42,480 - Hi. 95 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:45,150 - Would any of you have a match? 96 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:50,720 [matchbox rattling] 97 00:03:56,920 --> 00:04:00,080 [matchstick sizzling] 98 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,590 - So what are you doing? 99 00:04:03,590 --> 00:04:05,860 - Workin' my ass off. 100 00:04:05,860 --> 00:04:07,070 - I'm sorry. 101 00:04:07,070 --> 00:04:08,000 Please forgive me. 102 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,360 But I'm afraid, I'm going to have to ask you 103 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,530 to stop distracting my slave. 104 00:04:12,530 --> 00:04:14,180 You see, it's almost the end of harvest 105 00:04:14,180 --> 00:04:16,970 and we are a bit understaffed as of late. 106 00:04:16,970 --> 00:04:17,810 So really, 107 00:04:17,810 --> 00:04:20,210 I just need everyone working at full capacity. 108 00:04:20,210 --> 00:04:22,300 So I hope you understand. 109 00:04:24,940 --> 00:04:26,230 Cock sucker! 110 00:04:26,230 --> 00:04:28,870 I didn't buy you to fucking socialize. 111 00:04:28,870 --> 00:04:32,410 I bought you to work your ass off in my fucking field. 112 00:04:32,410 --> 00:04:35,880 I swear to God, if I get you slacking off one more time, 113 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,030 I'll shove a-- 114 00:04:37,030 --> 00:04:37,870 - [Trevor] Mr. Johnson, 115 00:04:37,870 --> 00:04:40,000 why don't you just chill out? 116 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,570 He's just taking a break. 117 00:04:41,570 --> 00:04:42,400 - Yeah. 118 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:43,350 [laughs] 119 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:44,970 Bless your souls. 120 00:04:44,970 --> 00:04:46,590 You don't understand. 121 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:49,460 You see, I have three more fields to work 122 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:50,920 before the month is out, 123 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:53,100 and I can't spare one poor moment 124 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:54,400 to bad time management. 125 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,670 I hope you understand. 126 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:57,500 Did you get a haircut? 127 00:04:58,690 --> 00:05:01,200 Fuck you! 128 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,590 What in the fuck did you get the idea, 129 00:05:03,590 --> 00:05:06,270 that you could just lollygag over here 130 00:05:06,270 --> 00:05:08,070 and just flap your fucking gums 131 00:05:08,070 --> 00:05:10,110 at these two nice young boys? 132 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:11,490 - It's okay. 133 00:05:11,490 --> 00:05:12,320 - It is okay. 134 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:13,820 See you in church. 135 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:19,420 - I hate white people. 136 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:21,590 - Yeah, that guy's a dick. 137 00:05:22,810 --> 00:05:24,690 - They took me from me home and my family, 138 00:05:24,690 --> 00:05:25,840 and brought me in chains here, 139 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:27,050 to this Babylon, 140 00:05:27,050 --> 00:05:29,810 where me work like a dog. 141 00:05:29,810 --> 00:05:31,110 - Yeah, my teacher was white. 142 00:05:31,110 --> 00:05:33,540 She was always making me do dumb shit. 143 00:05:33,540 --> 00:05:35,020 - Took me from me children. 144 00:05:35,020 --> 00:05:37,010 My two boys, who have no father. 145 00:05:37,010 --> 00:05:37,850 - Yeah. 146 00:05:37,850 --> 00:05:40,680 My dad's always trying to make me be a fancy gentlemen. 147 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,840 Pretty much in the same boat. 148 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,880 - Me ask God when. 149 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,330 When are you gonna strike down these white people? 150 00:05:47,330 --> 00:05:48,990 - Yeah, gonna be rad. 151 00:05:48,990 --> 00:05:51,560 - Yeah, God was just like, "Suck it." 152 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,240 [laughs] 153 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,050 - Suck it white people. 154 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:56,220 - Suck a dick. 155 00:05:57,330 --> 00:05:58,400 [soft music] 156 00:05:58,400 --> 00:05:59,820 - Yo, name's Bob. 157 00:06:01,350 --> 00:06:04,590 - Hey, you wanna get based with us? 158 00:06:04,590 --> 00:06:06,650 [hen clacking] 159 00:06:06,650 --> 00:06:08,870 - This is where I stay. 160 00:06:08,870 --> 00:06:10,280 [hen clacking] 161 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:11,120 - Cool. 162 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:12,650 Bunk beds. 163 00:06:12,650 --> 00:06:13,820 - Have a seat. 164 00:06:16,050 --> 00:06:17,600 - So you got any cups? 165 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:18,990 We can play quarters. 166 00:06:18,990 --> 00:06:19,830 - Nah. 167 00:06:19,830 --> 00:06:20,940 Me not drink none of that, 168 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:22,080 devil's juice! 169 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:22,910 - What? 170 00:06:22,910 --> 00:06:24,280 Thought we came here to get ripped. 171 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,360 [laughs] 172 00:06:32,370 --> 00:06:34,950 [reggae music] 173 00:06:55,210 --> 00:06:58,620 [reggae music continues] 174 00:07:09,190 --> 00:07:12,290 Why have I never heard of this before? 175 00:07:12,290 --> 00:07:13,630 This is amazing. 176 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,400 - I wanna feel like this forever. 177 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:19,600 [laughs] 178 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,680 - A gift from me, to you. 179 00:07:23,870 --> 00:07:24,710 - Whoa. 180 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,630 Are you sure? 181 00:07:27,630 --> 00:07:29,230 - I have plenty. 182 00:07:29,230 --> 00:07:31,440 I planted a bed out back. 183 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:33,450 This stuff grows like weeds. 184 00:07:33,450 --> 00:07:35,530 [laughs] 185 00:07:37,940 --> 00:07:39,560 - Wait. 186 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,390 Am I... 187 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:45,070 Am I not being cool? 188 00:07:45,070 --> 00:07:45,900 - What? 189 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:49,360 No, you're being cool. 190 00:07:51,750 --> 00:07:53,750 [sighs] 191 00:07:55,180 --> 00:07:57,090 Or am I not being cool? 192 00:07:58,480 --> 00:07:59,930 - What? 193 00:07:59,930 --> 00:08:01,770 - Am I not being cool right now? 194 00:08:01,770 --> 00:08:03,150 - It's okay. 195 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,060 Everybody's being cool. 196 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,030 Am I not being cool? 197 00:08:17,310 --> 00:08:19,890 [reggae music] 198 00:08:30,370 --> 00:08:33,780 [reggae music continues] 199 00:09:06,010 --> 00:09:08,030 [birds tweeting] 200 00:09:08,030 --> 00:09:10,110 - Do you think in Jamaica, 201 00:09:10,110 --> 00:09:11,600 they have farms? 202 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:15,180 Where white people work for free all the time? 203 00:09:18,630 --> 00:09:19,460 - No. 204 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:23,180 - I do. 205 00:09:23,180 --> 00:09:24,020 - [Man] Excuse me. 206 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:25,780 Is the master of the house around? 207 00:09:25,780 --> 00:09:27,700 - The doctor's visiting him again. 208 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:28,980 His arm's infected. 209 00:09:28,980 --> 00:09:31,120 - Will you relay a message to him? 210 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:32,860 - I don't really do that. 211 00:09:32,860 --> 00:09:34,160 - It's frightfully important. 212 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:35,030 They're doing it. 213 00:09:35,030 --> 00:09:36,100 We're seceding. 214 00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:37,970 - [Both] Succeeding at what? 215 00:09:37,970 --> 00:09:39,470 - From the union! 216 00:09:39,470 --> 00:09:41,690 There's a mandatory meeting at the church tonight. 217 00:09:41,690 --> 00:09:42,520 - Ugh. 218 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:43,500 - [Both] Church! 219 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,330 - Tell your father. 220 00:09:44,330 --> 00:09:46,000 We are a new nation. 221 00:09:47,150 --> 00:09:49,130 [flute music] 222 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:51,400 - That dude, would stoned. 223 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,360 [chuckles] 224 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,750 [flute music] 225 00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:57,390 - [Man] So she said, "I have some--" 226 00:09:57,390 --> 00:09:59,850 [group murmuring] 227 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:00,680 - All right! 228 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:01,570 Quiet everyone! 229 00:10:01,570 --> 00:10:02,580 Quiet. 230 00:10:02,580 --> 00:10:03,410 Now, 231 00:10:03,410 --> 00:10:05,600 we've just received word from Richmond, 232 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:09,050 about the state of affairs in our land. 233 00:10:09,050 --> 00:10:12,180 Now, some of this information I'm about to read to you 234 00:10:12,180 --> 00:10:13,590 is certainly true. 235 00:10:13,590 --> 00:10:14,900 Some of what I'm about to read 236 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:17,070 is certainly mere conjecture. 237 00:10:17,070 --> 00:10:19,050 And some of what I'm about to read 238 00:10:19,050 --> 00:10:22,420 might even be misinformation, purposefully spread 239 00:10:22,420 --> 00:10:24,830 by the North itself. 240 00:10:24,830 --> 00:10:25,660 Now. 241 00:10:25,660 --> 00:10:28,930 The first piece of news I have is that as of today, 242 00:10:28,930 --> 00:10:31,830 Virginia has officially succeeded, 243 00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:34,580 from the United States of America. 244 00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:36,160 [audience rejoicing] 245 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:36,990 Yeah! 246 00:10:36,990 --> 00:10:39,710 Oh yeah! 247 00:10:39,710 --> 00:10:46,570 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 248 00:10:46,570 --> 00:10:47,860 Okay, quiet. 249 00:10:47,860 --> 00:10:49,370 Quiet. 250 00:10:49,370 --> 00:10:50,550 Now, 251 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:52,290 the second bit of news I have here, 252 00:10:52,290 --> 00:10:53,770 is that as we speak, 253 00:10:53,770 --> 00:10:56,050 the North is currently amassing an army 254 00:10:56,050 --> 00:10:58,820 on the union border, in preparation for war. 255 00:10:58,820 --> 00:11:00,400 - What? 256 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:01,630 - We gonna need an army. 257 00:11:01,630 --> 00:11:02,460 [group murmuring] 258 00:11:02,460 --> 00:11:04,190 - And the third bit of information we have, 259 00:11:04,190 --> 00:11:07,190 tells us that the union is currently training 260 00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:09,770 an army of invincible wolf men, 261 00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:13,170 who are like wolves in every regard, 262 00:11:13,170 --> 00:11:16,390 save for the fact that they can fly. 263 00:11:16,390 --> 00:11:19,140 [group shouting] 264 00:11:23,710 --> 00:11:24,630 [claps] - Wait a minute. 265 00:11:24,630 --> 00:11:25,710 Wait a minute, 266 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:31,570 That might be the misinformation. 267 00:11:31,570 --> 00:11:32,800 That might be... 268 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,390 That might be the misinformation. 269 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,850 But I think the exciting news here today, 270 00:11:37,850 --> 00:11:40,410 is that we are now our own country. 271 00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:43,380 [group applauding] 272 00:11:43,380 --> 00:11:44,210 - Oh hey. 273 00:11:44,210 --> 00:11:46,280 That means that we get to design our own flag. 274 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:47,130 - Do what? 275 00:11:47,130 --> 00:11:49,040 Oh good everyone, fun! 276 00:11:50,170 --> 00:11:52,840 - I got a blank flag right here. 277 00:11:53,940 --> 00:11:54,810 - What should it look like? 278 00:11:54,810 --> 00:11:55,840 - It should look tough, 279 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,380 but also like we're crazy. 280 00:11:57,380 --> 00:11:59,870 like we fight somebody just for being different than us. 281 00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:01,070 - [Congregation] Yeah. 282 00:12:01,070 --> 00:12:01,910 - I like it. 283 00:12:01,910 --> 00:12:04,590 - It should be read with a big X on it. 284 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:06,180 It'll have red and Xs, 285 00:12:06,180 --> 00:12:08,620 and no one will mess with the red and Xs. 286 00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:09,720 - [Congregation] Yeah. 287 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,110 - It'll have stars, right? 288 00:12:11,110 --> 00:12:12,750 - Well, of course, it's gonna have stars. 289 00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:13,650 It's a flag. 290 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,480 - Yeah. 291 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:15,310 Yeah. 292 00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:17,490 - We could put a naked girl on the flag, 293 00:12:17,490 --> 00:12:19,110 with like big whoppers, 294 00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:20,840 and she's sitting in her doorway, 295 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,450 and you're walking through town, 296 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,050 and she's like, "Hey stranger, come over here." 297 00:12:24,050 --> 00:12:25,650 And you're like, "What do you want woman?" 298 00:12:25,650 --> 00:12:27,390 And she's like, "So you can come in, 299 00:12:27,390 --> 00:12:28,680 "have supper at my place." 300 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,740 And you're like, "I'm a good Christian man" 301 00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:31,930 "with a wife at home." 302 00:12:31,930 --> 00:12:33,750 "I can't be hanging around with strange women." 303 00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:35,750 And she's like, "I ain't going bite you Mr." 304 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:36,830 And you're like, "I don't know." 305 00:12:36,830 --> 00:12:39,120 But then all of a sudden the rain starts coming, 306 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,750 almost as if God himself is pushing you toward her doorway. 307 00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:43,090 So you go in, 308 00:12:43,090 --> 00:12:44,800 and she's sitting down. She's got a hot meal. 309 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:45,790 Must have been a long time 310 00:12:45,790 --> 00:12:47,780 before you've had a hot meal and a cold pillow. 311 00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:49,660 So you sit down and she takes a napkin, 312 00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:50,880 tucks it into your collar. 313 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:52,210 Now it's been a long time 314 00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:53,780 before you felt the fingers of a woman. 315 00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:55,350 So you get a little mighty excited. 316 00:12:55,350 --> 00:12:57,970 Then, all of a sudden, her sisters come over, 317 00:12:57,970 --> 00:12:59,880 and you're like, "How many sisters? 318 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:00,620 One sister. 319 00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:01,480 Two sister. 320 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,350 Three sister. 321 00:13:02,350 --> 00:13:03,050 Four sister. 322 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:03,830 Five sister. 323 00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:05,050 Five sisters come over. 324 00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:07,210 So you're like, "Oh my God, I gotta get out of here. 325 00:13:07,210 --> 00:13:08,340 'The devil is tempting me." 326 00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:11,060 But then, all of a sudden, her clothes fall off. 327 00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:12,050 And you're like, "What? 328 00:13:12,050 --> 00:13:13,010 "How did that happen?" 329 00:13:13,010 --> 00:13:15,050 A woman's clothes just fall right off her body? 330 00:13:15,050 --> 00:13:16,190 Then your clothes fall off. 331 00:13:16,190 --> 00:13:17,390 And you're like, "What? 332 00:13:17,390 --> 00:13:18,340 "What's going on here?" 333 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,590 Then an earthquake happens. 334 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:20,750 You both land in the tub. 335 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,350 - What are you doing? 336 00:13:22,350 --> 00:13:23,110 - I dunno. 337 00:13:23,110 --> 00:13:23,980 I'm just... 338 00:13:23,980 --> 00:13:25,450 I'm just talkin'. 339 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:28,970 - Well, let's print this thing up, huh? 340 00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:30,330 [audience applauding] 341 00:13:30,330 --> 00:13:32,040 - Tear all the other flag's down. 342 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,930 No more union flags around here. 343 00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:35,040 - From now on, 344 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:37,500 we will only acknowledge the red Xs. 345 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,650 The union flag is illegal. 346 00:13:39,650 --> 00:13:41,940 - [Congregation] The union flag is illegal! 347 00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:44,110 The union flag is illegal! 348 00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:49,350 - Fuck the union! 349 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:52,180 [group murmuring] 350 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,540 [flute music] 351 00:13:58,670 --> 00:14:00,830 - Hey, that's illegal. 352 00:14:00,830 --> 00:14:02,130 - What? 353 00:14:02,130 --> 00:14:03,610 - You're illegal! 354 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:04,440 - You can't have that. 355 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:05,830 That's against the law. 356 00:14:05,830 --> 00:14:09,090 - Yeah, we just made that illegal. 357 00:14:09,090 --> 00:14:09,920 Get 'em! 358 00:14:11,830 --> 00:14:14,580 [group shouting] 359 00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:19,070 [tense music] 360 00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:20,970 [knocking on the door] 361 00:14:20,970 --> 00:14:21,800 - [Man] Bob! 362 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,580 Bob open the door. 363 00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:26,160 Bob, it's about the weed stuff. 364 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,030 Bob! 365 00:14:28,980 --> 00:14:29,980 Bob open up. 366 00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:34,410 [door opens] 367 00:14:34,410 --> 00:14:35,730 [panting] 368 00:14:35,730 --> 00:14:37,000 - What are you guys doing here? 369 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,660 - Everybody tried to murder us. 370 00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:39,500 - How? 371 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:41,060 - We were just walking through town, 372 00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:42,490 smoking some of your weed stuff. 373 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,400 And all of a sudden, everybody came out of nowhere, 374 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,790 and said that they'd made it illegal. 375 00:14:45,790 --> 00:14:46,630 - What? 376 00:14:46,630 --> 00:14:48,710 - Yeah, we were just minding our own business, 377 00:14:48,710 --> 00:14:49,790 smoking the weed stuff, 378 00:14:49,790 --> 00:14:51,850 when everyone tried to chase us around, 379 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,290 and throw us in jail. 380 00:14:53,290 --> 00:14:54,000 - What? 381 00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:56,820 - We were walking through town, 382 00:14:56,820 --> 00:14:58,090 smoking some of the weed stuff— 383 00:14:58,090 --> 00:14:59,840 - Them fucking white people. 384 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:02,170 - Yeah, they were white. 385 00:15:02,170 --> 00:15:03,770 - Fucking white people. 386 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:06,190 - The white man will try anything to keep you down. 387 00:15:06,190 --> 00:15:08,260 This is not illegal. 388 00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:09,160 This is Holy. 389 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,250 This is from God. 390 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:13,570 - When is God gonna tell white people to suck it? 391 00:15:13,570 --> 00:15:15,090 - One thing's for sure Bob, 392 00:15:15,090 --> 00:15:16,590 if they catch you smoking that stuff, 393 00:15:16,590 --> 00:15:19,400 there's no telling what they'll do. 394 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:22,010 - So, there's one thing for sure. 395 00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:23,610 There's no telling what they'll do. 396 00:15:23,610 --> 00:15:25,780 - Don't be a dick to me Bob, I'm trying to help you. 397 00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:27,790 - Bob what we're trying say is, 398 00:15:27,790 --> 00:15:29,540 you gotta leave town. 399 00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:32,740 - Well, me I've heard of an underground railroad, 400 00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:34,690 that helped slaves escape. 401 00:15:34,690 --> 00:15:36,710 Maybe I can use it 402 00:15:36,710 --> 00:15:38,100 to get up North. 403 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,700 - Whoa, timeout. 404 00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:40,790 What? 405 00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:42,540 That sounds awesome. 406 00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:44,240 - Wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry, but... 407 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,400 I must be too high, 408 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,750 'cause I thought he just said, 409 00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:50,120 that there's an underground railroad somewhere. 410 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,090 - Well, that's what I heard. 411 00:15:52,090 --> 00:15:54,080 - Bob, you should just be doing that anyway. 412 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,590 That sounds amazing. 413 00:15:55,590 --> 00:15:56,910 - Where does the smoke go? 414 00:15:56,910 --> 00:15:59,090 - Okay, Bob, you go take your cave train thing. 415 00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:01,510 Sam and I are gonna try to talk some sense into these people. 416 00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:03,880 And then when the coast is clear, you can come back. 417 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,810 - I'm probably not going to come back. 418 00:16:05,810 --> 00:16:07,270 - All right. 419 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,830 - Well, to like visit us. 420 00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:11,110 - Me not coming back. 421 00:16:11,110 --> 00:16:12,120 - Right. 422 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:12,960 Okay, well, 423 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,210 Bob, it was awesome meeting you. 424 00:16:15,210 --> 00:16:17,090 This has been an incredible three days. 425 00:16:17,090 --> 00:16:18,760 I'm really sorry, you have to move. 426 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,160 - This is a good thing. 427 00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:21,990 - Right. Okay. 428 00:16:21,990 --> 00:16:23,360 Bob, best of luck. 429 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,950 Sam, I have a plan. 430 00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:29,890 [lively music] 431 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,600 - So, what are we doing here boss? 432 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:43,060 - The man can't keep us down if we got the people working for us. 433 00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:45,710 So, we need to send a message to every newspaper. 434 00:16:45,710 --> 00:16:48,500 Let them know that we're gonna throw a demonstration this weekend, 435 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:51,000 to try to keep the weed stuff legal. 436 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,860 - How are we gonna get them to show up? 437 00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:53,690 - Easy. 438 00:16:53,690 --> 00:16:55,000 Say it's mandatory. 439 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,930 That's what that weird store goon said at the front gate today 440 00:16:57,930 --> 00:16:59,900 and look how many people showed up to his thing? 441 00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:01,890 - That dude was talking crazy talk. 442 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,120 - Yeah I know. 443 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:08,120 Now all we gotta do is figure out a way to bust in here. 444 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:09,480 - Oh, it's easy. 445 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:11,050 All buildings are made of wood. 446 00:17:11,050 --> 00:17:13,720 [wood crashing] 447 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,390 - Nice work, dude. 448 00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:17,390 - Thank you. 449 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,920 [wood crushing] 450 00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:26,060 - All right. 451 00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:27,300 Do you know how to work this thing? 452 00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:28,410 - Oh, it's easy. 453 00:17:28,410 --> 00:17:29,700 You just say what we wanna send, 454 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,960 and then I just tap it really fast. 455 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,310 Just remember to pause after each sentence. 456 00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:35,140 - Okay. 457 00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:37,060 How does that work though? 458 00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:38,000 - I don't know. 459 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,340 How do trains work? 460 00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:41,710 - Good point. Okay. 461 00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:43,910 Attention Virginians! 462 00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:45,490 This is an important message, 463 00:17:45,490 --> 00:17:47,990 from a secret resistance move. 464 00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:51,130 - Good pause, right? 465 00:17:51,130 --> 00:17:53,150 - Do you like smoking that weed like stuff, 466 00:17:53,150 --> 00:17:55,480 that makes you high when you smoke it? 467 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:56,580 So do we. 468 00:17:56,580 --> 00:18:00,290 Did you know that some people are making it illegal? 469 00:18:00,290 --> 00:18:01,540 Isn't that gay? 470 00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:06,210 It's totally true. 471 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:09,070 Tonight, almost everyone in town tried to kill us. 472 00:18:09,070 --> 00:18:11,710 If you think that sucks, like we do, 473 00:18:11,710 --> 00:18:13,810 then meet us at... 474 00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:15,770 Hey, where should we do this? 475 00:18:15,770 --> 00:18:17,840 - I don't know. 476 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,510 How about that big ass field behind the rock quarry? 477 00:18:20,510 --> 00:18:21,350 - Perfect. 478 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:24,220 - Meet us at that big ass field, 479 00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:26,130 behind the rock quarry. 480 00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:29,600 - Attendance is mandatory. 481 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,470 [typewriter clicks] 482 00:18:31,470 --> 00:18:33,890 [door opens] 483 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,440 [sighs] 484 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:40,270 - Holy smokes. 485 00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:42,690 A telegram came in the night. 486 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:48,510 My God. 487 00:18:49,710 --> 00:18:52,290 The telegraph machine is broken. 488 00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:55,420 [rooster crows] 489 00:18:55,420 --> 00:18:58,640 [lively music] 490 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,270 - You know, if this protest goes well, 491 00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:02,640 we're gonna have to keep the momentum going. 492 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,400 We'll get everybody all jazzed up, 493 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,770 and then we'll match them straight to Richmond. 494 00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:08,650 Then from there, we'll get an even bigger group, 495 00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:12,220 and take this baby straight to Washington, DC. 496 00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:15,180 - Should we bring this to Washington DC? 497 00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:16,020 - Come on man. 498 00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:16,850 - You are... 499 00:19:16,850 --> 00:19:17,680 - So lame. 500 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:18,520 - All right. 501 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:19,690 [thuds] 502 00:19:19,690 --> 00:19:20,520 [groans] 503 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:22,600 [laughs] 504 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:28,000 - You know, we could be gone for a pretty long time. 505 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:32,630 I guess I should probably go say goodbye to my dad. 506 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,220 - Should we bring this to your dad? 507 00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:35,640 - Shut up Sam. 508 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:38,020 [screaming] 509 00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:39,770 [sawing machine creaking] 510 00:19:39,770 --> 00:19:41,500 [Dad screaming in pain] 511 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:42,460 [knocks on door] 512 00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:44,330 - Hey Dad. How's it goin'? 513 00:19:44,330 --> 00:19:45,510 - Trevor! 514 00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:46,340 Hi son. 515 00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:47,450 Never been better. 516 00:19:47,450 --> 00:19:48,280 How goes it with you? 517 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,570 - Pretty good. [Dad screams] 518 00:19:49,570 --> 00:19:50,940 Just coming by to let you know, 519 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:54,360 that Sam and I are gonna be hitting the road for a bit. 520 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,480 - A word of warning son. 521 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,310 The doc here has told me the big news. 522 00:19:57,310 --> 00:20:00,080 Seems like a lot of people here are quite riled up. 523 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,580 It's a powder keg out there. 524 00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:02,620 - Yeah, I know. 525 00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:04,140 You'll know if you read the newspaper, 526 00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:05,310 or anything this morning, 527 00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:09,330 but the whole thing's pretty much Sam's and my idea. 528 00:20:09,330 --> 00:20:10,450 - Be safe out there boys. 529 00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:11,280 Godspeed. 530 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,760 [sawing tool creaking] 531 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,100 [screaming] 532 00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:21,690 - That'll be 10 cents. 533 00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:24,710 - Fascinating. 534 00:20:24,710 --> 00:20:26,020 So by cutting up that arm, 535 00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:28,920 you kill the infection in this arm. 536 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,980 - Wait, what do you mean? 537 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,570 - What do you mean? 538 00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:38,730 [lively music] 539 00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:44,180 - Whoa, keep that on the down low man. 540 00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:45,740 There's no telling who's watching. 541 00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:46,750 - They can suck it. 542 00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:48,270 [coughs] 543 00:20:48,270 --> 00:20:49,900 - Let me say goodbye to my dad. 544 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,770 So you wanna stop and say anything to your folks? 545 00:20:51,770 --> 00:20:54,080 - I don't have any folks. 546 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,620 - Really? 547 00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:57,020 What do you mean? 548 00:20:57,020 --> 00:20:59,660 - Yeah, I'm an orphan dude. 549 00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:00,500 - No way. 550 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,820 I've known you half my life. 551 00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:06,320 How is this news to me? 552 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:07,530 - I don't know. 553 00:21:07,530 --> 00:21:09,110 - You're really an orphan? 554 00:21:09,110 --> 00:21:11,140 - Yeah, my parents have been dead forever. 555 00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:12,690 [chuckles] - What? 556 00:21:12,690 --> 00:21:13,530 - Yeah. 557 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:16,340 - Where do you live? 558 00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:18,620 - Sleep under big tree, in the middle of the woods. 559 00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:19,550 - What?! 560 00:21:19,550 --> 00:21:20,990 - Yeah, I'm homeless dude. 561 00:21:20,990 --> 00:21:22,410 - No, you're not. 562 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:23,730 Really? 563 00:21:23,730 --> 00:21:25,260 - Why do you think I'm so psyched, 564 00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:27,080 whenever you have sleepovers? 565 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:27,910 - I don't know. 566 00:21:27,910 --> 00:21:29,720 I just always thought you were a little weird. 567 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:30,810 Wow. 568 00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:33,350 You must think I'm like a horrible friend or something. 569 00:21:33,350 --> 00:21:34,940 Did for a while. 570 00:21:34,940 --> 00:21:36,090 Crazy. 571 00:21:36,090 --> 00:21:37,200 Kind of got over it. 572 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:41,000 Well, the rally should be just over this ridge here. 573 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:41,970 We're a little late, 574 00:21:41,970 --> 00:21:43,600 but hopefully they waited for us. 575 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,530 You gotta get our game faces on. 576 00:21:45,530 --> 00:21:46,740 You got a bag full of weed stuff? 577 00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:47,620 - Right here. 578 00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:48,730 You got your speech ready? 579 00:21:48,730 --> 00:21:49,930 - Pal, right here. 580 00:21:49,930 --> 00:21:53,020 Let's get ready to make some history. 581 00:21:53,970 --> 00:21:56,720 [group shouting] 582 00:22:01,950 --> 00:22:04,450 [tense music] 583 00:22:05,820 --> 00:22:08,070 [shooting] 584 00:22:11,370 --> 00:22:14,040 - Guess they started without us. 585 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:17,750 - These people are gonna show up? 586 00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:20,250 - These people really care about that weed stuff. 587 00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:21,080 - Yeah. 588 00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:24,050 These people are pissed. 589 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,580 - Those people do too. 590 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,160 - Maybe we should have specified 591 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:33,660 that this was supposed to be a peaceful demonstration. 592 00:22:36,090 --> 00:22:37,490 [groaning] 593 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:40,970 - Hey, thanks for coming out and supporting the cause. 594 00:22:40,970 --> 00:22:42,790 Sorry you got shot. 595 00:22:42,790 --> 00:22:45,260 Here's a flyer on weed awareness. 596 00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:46,770 - Thanks for supporting the cause. 597 00:22:46,770 --> 00:22:48,090 Sorry you got shot. 598 00:22:48,090 --> 00:22:50,840 Here's a flyer on weed awareness. 599 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,020 - This is crazy. 600 00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:55,990 I mean, I knew people would die at our protest, 601 00:22:55,990 --> 00:22:58,330 but I didn't think this many. 602 00:22:58,330 --> 00:23:00,370 - How did this happen? 603 00:23:00,370 --> 00:23:02,210 No one's gonna wanna come to our stuff anymore, 604 00:23:02,210 --> 00:23:04,210 if this is what goes on. 605 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:06,390 Hey. 606 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,140 - You fought bravely good soldier. 607 00:23:16,140 --> 00:23:18,700 You'll always live on in my heart, 608 00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:20,950 but it's time for you to go now. 609 00:23:20,950 --> 00:23:22,350 Your spirit is free. 610 00:23:22,350 --> 00:23:23,780 Away now, 611 00:23:23,780 --> 00:23:25,600 to the land of dreams. 612 00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:28,240 - Wow. 613 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,660 - Yeah, heavy. 614 00:23:38,260 --> 00:23:40,960 - You fought briefly good soldier, 615 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,890 and you'll always live on in my heart. 616 00:23:42,890 --> 00:23:44,820 - I don't think there's enough for everybody. 617 00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:46,130 To the land of dreams. 618 00:23:48,630 --> 00:23:50,450 - What's this guy's deal? 619 00:23:50,450 --> 00:23:51,750 - Hey, what's your deal? 620 00:23:51,750 --> 00:23:52,740 [gasps] 621 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:55,120 - Who goes there? 622 00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:57,620 - What? 623 00:23:57,620 --> 00:23:59,610 - Union or confederate? 624 00:23:59,610 --> 00:24:00,660 - Why? 625 00:24:00,660 --> 00:24:02,260 - Are you from the South or the North? 626 00:24:02,260 --> 00:24:03,970 - South or North of what? 627 00:24:03,970 --> 00:24:05,350 - This guy's high as balls. 628 00:24:05,350 --> 00:24:07,850 - Are you two for freedom or for oppression? 629 00:24:07,850 --> 00:24:09,020 - Freedom, dick. 630 00:24:09,020 --> 00:24:10,950 [panting] - Oh good. 631 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:13,430 It's always nice to meet other supporters of the cause. 632 00:24:13,430 --> 00:24:14,540 - We are the cause. 633 00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:16,740 - Yeah, this was all our idea. 634 00:24:16,740 --> 00:24:17,910 - What do you mean? 635 00:24:17,910 --> 00:24:21,270 - We organize this whole thing. 636 00:24:21,270 --> 00:24:22,990 - Oh my God. 637 00:24:22,990 --> 00:24:23,940 I had no idea. 638 00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:25,020 I'm so sorry, sirs. 639 00:24:25,020 --> 00:24:27,300 See, I had just joined this army. I didn't recognize you. 640 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:29,060 I haven't met all my commanding officers yet. 641 00:24:29,060 --> 00:24:30,430 Please don't fire me. 642 00:24:30,430 --> 00:24:32,070 I would hate to have to go home. 643 00:24:32,070 --> 00:24:33,330 I'm having such a swell time here, 644 00:24:33,330 --> 00:24:35,340 and see nobody really likes me back home at all. 645 00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:36,450 And it's just really hard for me— 646 00:24:36,450 --> 00:24:38,630 - Okay, little dude, calm down. 647 00:24:38,630 --> 00:24:40,670 Nobody's going to fire you. 648 00:24:40,670 --> 00:24:42,200 - He's so high. 649 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,510 - Who started all this shooting? 650 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:44,780 - Well, 651 00:24:45,630 --> 00:24:48,370 I believe it was our side that made the first volley, sir. 652 00:24:48,370 --> 00:24:50,070 - Well, who told you to do that? 653 00:24:50,070 --> 00:24:50,900 - Oh, well, 654 00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:52,860 our battalion is currently under the command 655 00:24:52,860 --> 00:24:54,490 of general Robert E. Lee, sir. 656 00:24:54,490 --> 00:24:55,650 I can take you to him. 657 00:24:55,650 --> 00:24:58,880 - Uh, yeah? He is in so much trouble. 658 00:24:58,880 --> 00:24:59,790 - Well follow me, sir. 659 00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:01,650 I know the way to Lee's tent. 660 00:25:01,650 --> 00:25:03,420 - What? Is general Lee guy stupid? 661 00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:05,010 Does he have girl brains or something? 662 00:25:05,010 --> 00:25:07,990 I mean, look at this place. 663 00:25:07,990 --> 00:25:09,440 - Oh Union soldier! 664 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:10,270 - Whoa. 665 00:25:10,270 --> 00:25:12,380 Dude don't kill people. 666 00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:13,130 - Really? 667 00:25:13,130 --> 00:25:15,820 - Yeah, not cool, man. 668 00:25:15,820 --> 00:25:16,900 - Okay, well, 669 00:25:18,030 --> 00:25:20,300 I guess you two are my superiors, 670 00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:21,330 but I gotta tell ya, 671 00:25:21,330 --> 00:25:23,440 that really goes against everything else 672 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:24,810 that everybody's been saying. 673 00:25:24,810 --> 00:25:25,690 - What? 674 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:26,890 Who's been saying? 675 00:25:26,890 --> 00:25:29,730 - Just take us to the girl brains. 676 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,080 - [Lee] Today, 677 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,000 we've taken our first steps, 678 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,270 as buddies they may be, 679 00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:40,680 in securing our independence. 680 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,670 I said each of us take a moment of silence. 681 00:25:45,670 --> 00:25:47,250 Remember the fallen. 682 00:25:51,110 --> 00:25:52,060 - Okay. 683 00:25:52,060 --> 00:25:54,100 Who's the girl brains here? 684 00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:56,220 - Yeah, who's the dick that screwed up our meeting, 685 00:25:56,220 --> 00:25:58,290 and told everybody to shoot everybody? 686 00:25:58,290 --> 00:25:59,740 - That's the general, right there. 687 00:25:59,740 --> 00:26:01,200 - Where do you get off, man? 688 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:02,680 - [Sam] You know what, Santa Claus? 689 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:03,610 You know what you can do? 690 00:26:03,610 --> 00:26:05,770 You can suck a big old floppy-- 691 00:26:05,770 --> 00:26:07,760 [cocking guns] 692 00:26:08,660 --> 00:26:10,030 ...penis? 693 00:26:10,030 --> 00:26:12,130 - Now hold on there. 694 00:26:12,130 --> 00:26:14,160 Too many men of power surround themselves 695 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,620 with Yes men, 696 00:26:15,620 --> 00:26:17,570 cowards eager to please. 697 00:26:17,570 --> 00:26:19,340 I will listen to voices of dissent, 698 00:26:19,340 --> 00:26:22,670 but I ask that you keep your tone a gentlemanly one. 699 00:26:22,670 --> 00:26:23,500 - What? 700 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,790 - Don't call me girl brains. 701 00:26:25,790 --> 00:26:26,620 - Okay, look. 702 00:26:26,620 --> 00:26:28,170 Today was supposed to be about, 703 00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:30,270 getting a bunch of like-minded people together, 704 00:26:30,270 --> 00:26:31,480 doing a little blazing, 705 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,690 and uniting people against the white man. 706 00:26:33,690 --> 00:26:36,290 - Yeah, and then you had all these people kill everybody, 707 00:26:36,290 --> 00:26:39,850 and now everyone's gonna be pissed. 708 00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:41,740 - I once thought as you do, 709 00:26:41,740 --> 00:26:43,420 but this country's oppressive government, 710 00:26:43,420 --> 00:26:45,880 will not listen to anything short of violence. 711 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,690 Is not our land our own, 712 00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:50,470 to plant and harvest as we please? 713 00:26:50,470 --> 00:26:52,080 What right does any man have to tell us 714 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,950 what to do with the fruits of our own toils? 715 00:26:54,950 --> 00:26:57,160 This is our life. 716 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,580 This is our land. 717 00:26:59,850 --> 00:27:01,760 This is our country. 718 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,420 - [Soldiers chanting] Lee! 719 00:27:03,420 --> 00:27:10,320 Lee! 720 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,290 - Okay. All right. 721 00:27:12,290 --> 00:27:13,810 That's all well and good, 722 00:27:13,810 --> 00:27:15,930 but you still don't have to kill people. 723 00:27:15,930 --> 00:27:18,860 - Son I assure you, I take no pleasure in loss of life. 724 00:27:18,860 --> 00:27:21,920 It is my goal to minimize the casualties on both sides. 725 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,800 - Well, you're doing a terrible job at it. 726 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,960 [guns cocking] 727 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,010 - Have you got a better idea? 728 00:27:29,010 --> 00:27:30,620 - Of course I do. 729 00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:33,410 You don't fight with people in your home town. 730 00:27:33,410 --> 00:27:34,930 You go to Washington, 731 00:27:34,930 --> 00:27:36,240 you deal with people at the top. 732 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,770 You go and you talk to Abraham Lincoln. 733 00:27:39,770 --> 00:27:42,660 - You would have me lead my men straight to the Capitol? 734 00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:43,890 - Fuck Capitol. 735 00:27:43,890 --> 00:27:47,000 We're talking about Washington. 736 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,910 - I may be insane for even thinking about this, 737 00:27:49,910 --> 00:27:50,740 but... 738 00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:53,750 Your devil-may-care attitude might be 739 00:27:53,750 --> 00:27:55,660 just the thing we need to win this war. 740 00:27:55,660 --> 00:27:56,530 - Of course, it is. 741 00:27:56,530 --> 00:27:59,820 - This whole thing was our idea dude. 742 00:27:59,820 --> 00:28:00,980 - Tell you what, 743 00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:02,540 today's your lucky day. 744 00:28:02,540 --> 00:28:03,930 Against my better judgment, 745 00:28:03,930 --> 00:28:07,050 I'm gonna put you two in charge of a small battalion of men. 746 00:28:07,050 --> 00:28:08,260 - Generally Lee, no. 747 00:28:08,260 --> 00:28:09,410 - Quiet! 748 00:28:09,410 --> 00:28:10,990 I'm gonna put you in charge of a brigade, 749 00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:13,530 with the task of matching straight to Washington. 750 00:28:13,530 --> 00:28:15,580 First thing in the morning, you head straight North, 751 00:28:15,580 --> 00:28:16,730 and you do not stop, 752 00:28:16,730 --> 00:28:18,530 until you reach the president himself. 753 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:19,620 Is that understood? 754 00:28:19,620 --> 00:28:20,460 - Boo-yah! 755 00:28:20,460 --> 00:28:22,320 - That's the first smart thing I've heard you say 756 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:23,470 since we walked in here. 757 00:28:23,470 --> 00:28:25,310 - You, get these men fed and cleaned up. 758 00:28:25,310 --> 00:28:27,040 They have a long journey ahead of them. 759 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:29,180 - Sir. 760 00:28:29,180 --> 00:28:30,550 You can't send them straight North. 761 00:28:30,550 --> 00:28:32,920 That whole area is crawling with union soldiers, 762 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,690 and if they don't get them, the savages will. 763 00:28:34,690 --> 00:28:38,180 We can not waste an entire squad on a suicide mission. 764 00:28:38,180 --> 00:28:39,730 - Relax. 765 00:28:39,730 --> 00:28:42,520 We'll give them C brigade. 766 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:47,070 Nobody calls me girl brains and gets away with it. 767 00:28:47,070 --> 00:28:49,150 [laughs] 768 00:28:50,190 --> 00:28:51,500 - That is rich. 769 00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:52,460 That is rich. 770 00:28:52,460 --> 00:28:53,290 - Yes. 771 00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:56,380 - I ain't gonna lie. 772 00:28:56,380 --> 00:28:58,210 When bad guys started shooting today, 773 00:28:58,210 --> 00:29:01,010 I peed all down the front of my war pants. 774 00:29:01,010 --> 00:29:02,440 - Ain't nobody in C company 775 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,050 gonna blame you for that one buddy. 776 00:29:04,050 --> 00:29:06,080 Guilty as well. 777 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,280 - I peed the poo out of myself. 778 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,110 - Well, sirs, 779 00:29:09,110 --> 00:29:11,130 this is your company. 780 00:29:11,130 --> 00:29:12,150 Listen up men. 781 00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:14,520 These are our new commanders. 782 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,810 - This is everybody? 783 00:29:16,810 --> 00:29:19,390 - There may not be a lot of us. 784 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,780 - You gonna say anything else? 785 00:29:25,780 --> 00:29:27,240 - Me? No. 786 00:29:28,620 --> 00:29:31,440 - 'Cause it sounded like you were gonna say something else. 787 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,090 Like, how we're tough as nails, 788 00:29:34,090 --> 00:29:36,500 or we've got it where it counts or something? 789 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:38,540 - Oh. No, no, no. [laughs] 790 00:29:40,910 --> 00:29:44,540 - All right, I guess we should do some introductions. 791 00:29:44,540 --> 00:29:47,930 I learned this one from my old school. 792 00:29:47,930 --> 00:29:50,320 - I just graduated. 793 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,880 All right, so all you gotta do, 794 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:53,170 is you say your name, 795 00:29:53,170 --> 00:29:54,700 and one thing you're good at. 796 00:29:54,700 --> 00:29:56,990 All right now, just pat your lap like this. 797 00:29:56,990 --> 00:29:58,870 [patting lap] 798 00:29:58,870 --> 00:29:59,920 Come on. 799 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:02,450 [patting laps] 800 00:30:02,450 --> 00:30:03,280 Yeah. 801 00:30:05,150 --> 00:30:07,240 Now we're getting it. 802 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,880 [patting laps] 803 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,860 ♪ My name is Sam and I'm good at karate ♪ 804 00:30:11,860 --> 00:30:15,640 ♪ Good at karate ♪ 805 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,180 Okay now, Timmy, 806 00:30:17,180 --> 00:30:18,540 take it. 807 00:30:18,540 --> 00:30:19,830 ♪ My name is Timmy ♪ 808 00:30:19,830 --> 00:30:21,340 ♪ And I'm a really loyal friend ♪ 809 00:30:21,340 --> 00:30:23,000 ♪ And I'm a really great lister ♪ 810 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,360 - I said one thing Timmy. 811 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,190 - Sorry. 812 00:30:27,820 --> 00:30:29,090 ♪ My name is Steve ♪ 813 00:30:29,090 --> 00:30:30,800 ♪ I go to church a lot ♪ 814 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:34,860 ♪ Go to church a lot ♪ 815 00:30:34,860 --> 00:30:36,330 ♪ My name is Doug ♪ 816 00:30:36,330 --> 00:30:41,310 ♪ And I can cut a rug ♪ 817 00:30:41,310 --> 00:30:42,440 - All right Doug. 818 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,190 Way to go, man. 819 00:30:44,190 --> 00:30:46,100 - My name is Zeke. 820 00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:48,260 [wolf howls] 821 00:30:48,260 --> 00:30:52,030 And I once killed a man using nothing but his own stomach. 822 00:30:52,030 --> 00:30:53,820 - Holy Lord. 823 00:30:53,820 --> 00:30:55,160 - That's Zeke. 824 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:58,310 He's the most dangerous man in the entire army. 825 00:30:58,310 --> 00:31:00,780 Some say he's killed over 200 men. 826 00:31:00,780 --> 00:31:02,900 The only reason he's in C company, 827 00:31:02,900 --> 00:31:07,290 is because he assaulted one of his commanding officers. 828 00:31:07,290 --> 00:31:08,850 - Zeke. 829 00:31:08,850 --> 00:31:10,860 You gotta say it three times. Okay, bud? 830 00:31:10,860 --> 00:31:11,690 All right, it's, 831 00:31:11,690 --> 00:31:13,720 ♪ I killed a man with his own stomach. ♪ 832 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:14,830 ♪ I killed a man— ♪ 833 00:31:14,830 --> 00:31:15,660 - Sam. 834 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,510 Zeke. 835 00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:21,110 Are you really as good as they say? 836 00:31:21,110 --> 00:31:23,480 [gun cocking] 837 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,900 [gun shoots] 838 00:31:27,570 --> 00:31:32,570 - I just shot that bullet perfectly, straight up in the air. 839 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,200 - Well, we're glad to have you aboard. 840 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,670 You see with a man of your reputation— 841 00:31:40,670 --> 00:31:43,560 [bullet slices] 842 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,900 [screaming] 843 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:55,690 Well, I guess he really was a good shot. 844 00:31:55,690 --> 00:31:57,200 - The perils of battle. 845 00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:00,240 - Yeah, you guys gotta be way more careful. 846 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:03,010 What happened over there on the field today, 847 00:32:03,010 --> 00:32:05,120 way out of line. 848 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:06,390 If on the way to DC, 849 00:32:06,390 --> 00:32:08,970 we run into any more of these anti protestors. 850 00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:10,110 We need to make sure that we can— 851 00:32:10,110 --> 00:32:11,470 - Anti protesters? 852 00:32:11,470 --> 00:32:13,720 - Yeah, those guys you were fighting. 853 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:16,710 Hello! 854 00:32:16,710 --> 00:32:19,050 The guys you were fighting today? 855 00:32:19,050 --> 00:32:19,990 Come on. 856 00:32:19,990 --> 00:32:21,760 If we run into any more of those dudes, 857 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:26,390 we need to make sure that we're way more safe. 858 00:32:26,390 --> 00:32:27,520 Now, 859 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,370 does anybody have any suggestions, 860 00:32:29,370 --> 00:32:31,280 on how we could do that? 861 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,180 - You should talk to Doug. 862 00:32:32,180 --> 00:32:35,070 He was in 27 battles in the Mexican-American war. 863 00:32:35,070 --> 00:32:36,330 - Oh my God, a war? 864 00:32:36,330 --> 00:32:37,260 - Holy shit, dude. 865 00:32:37,260 --> 00:32:39,660 - How'd you survive something like that? 866 00:32:39,660 --> 00:32:42,170 - Well, I don't like talking about it too much, 867 00:32:42,170 --> 00:32:45,220 and I ain't proud of what I'd done, 868 00:32:45,220 --> 00:32:47,810 but I figured y'all should know. 869 00:32:47,810 --> 00:32:48,950 The first battle started 870 00:32:48,950 --> 00:32:52,710 with major Zachary Taylor, down in Tijuana. 871 00:32:52,710 --> 00:32:55,380 [guns shooting] 872 00:32:57,300 --> 00:32:59,720 [screaming] 873 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,150 Oh my shoe. 874 00:33:01,150 --> 00:33:02,360 My shoe's untied guys. 875 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,830 Go without me, I'll catch up. 876 00:33:04,830 --> 00:33:07,500 [guns shooting] 877 00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:14,810 And then I just played dead through the whole dang thing. 878 00:33:14,810 --> 00:33:16,900 [laughs] 879 00:33:18,370 --> 00:33:21,130 And then for the second battle. 880 00:33:21,130 --> 00:33:24,270 [screaming] 881 00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:25,380 I'll be right with you boys. 882 00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:27,960 I think I dropped me a quarter. 883 00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:31,910 [guns shooting] 884 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,850 And then on my third battle. 885 00:33:38,900 --> 00:33:41,230 [screaming] 886 00:33:42,310 --> 00:33:43,480 Hold on there fellas. 887 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,070 My stomach is feeling mighty— 888 00:33:46,070 --> 00:33:47,240 - Wait, Doug, 889 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,310 did you just play dead through all 27 battles? 890 00:33:49,310 --> 00:33:50,760 - Not the 24th. 891 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,080 - What happened there? 892 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,330 - I slept in and missed it. 893 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,800 - Weird that you still say you were in 27. 894 00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:58,630 - I know. 895 00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:01,640 - Whoa, Sam. 896 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,650 I don't really think you should try to smoke the weed stuff out of that thing. 897 00:34:04,650 --> 00:34:06,380 - It's ok, I checked it. 898 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,580 [gun shoots] 899 00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,780 - Did that just shoot? 900 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:25,070 [lively music] 901 00:34:25,990 --> 00:34:29,340 [rooster crows] 902 00:34:29,340 --> 00:34:30,230 - Okay. 903 00:34:30,230 --> 00:34:31,480 The first thing we need to do, 904 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,640 when we get to DC is set up a booth. 905 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,820 Steve, that's gonna be your job, all right? 906 00:34:35,820 --> 00:34:36,710 - Uh, okay. 907 00:34:36,710 --> 00:34:39,150 - We're gonna need a shit ton of flyers. 908 00:34:39,150 --> 00:34:40,230 Not it. 909 00:34:40,230 --> 00:34:41,750 - Timmy, that'll be your job. 910 00:34:41,750 --> 00:34:42,790 - Flyers, got it. 911 00:34:42,790 --> 00:34:43,740 Proud to serve. 912 00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:45,750 I am so lucky, I found you guys. 913 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:46,970 - Whoa. 914 00:34:46,970 --> 00:34:47,970 What's that? 915 00:34:50,220 --> 00:34:53,220 [tranquil music] 916 00:35:02,580 --> 00:35:05,360 - [far-off voice] Pathway is rough and muddy! 917 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:07,160 Wait. 918 00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:08,800 What was that? 919 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,670 - [far-off voice] I said the pathway is rough and muddy! 920 00:35:11,670 --> 00:35:13,610 - That's a confederate code. 921 00:35:13,610 --> 00:35:15,230 - A what? 922 00:35:15,230 --> 00:35:17,380 - We have to yell back the proper response, 923 00:35:17,380 --> 00:35:20,840 so that he'll know that we're allies 924 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:24,000 - But my bedroom is warm and inviting. 925 00:35:25,390 --> 00:35:29,530 - My musk is strong and earthy young one. 926 00:35:29,530 --> 00:35:33,340 - I have prepared my body with oils and perfumes. 927 00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:34,690 - I approach, 928 00:35:34,690 --> 00:35:36,920 as a man on fire. 929 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:38,520 - What's going on with these codes man? 930 00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,120 - I quiver with anticipation, 931 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,530 as your scent fills my nostrils. 932 00:35:42,530 --> 00:35:44,540 - My heart pounds like thunder, 933 00:35:44,540 --> 00:35:46,910 and my loins throb with blood. 934 00:35:46,910 --> 00:35:50,900 - I grow moist as I bring you closer and closer, 935 00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:52,150 right into my-- 936 00:35:53,140 --> 00:35:54,000 - Hey! 937 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,010 - [Both] Good to see ya. 938 00:35:55,010 --> 00:35:57,110 - Good to ya buddy, all right 939 00:35:57,110 --> 00:35:58,830 Thought you might be one of them. 940 00:35:58,830 --> 00:36:00,380 - Oh one of those sissy Northerners? 941 00:36:00,380 --> 00:36:01,210 No way. 942 00:36:01,210 --> 00:36:02,350 [laughs] 943 00:36:02,350 --> 00:36:03,920 So what brings you this far North? 944 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:04,900 - Spying. 945 00:36:04,900 --> 00:36:07,340 We was just spying for General Stonewall Jackson. 946 00:36:07,340 --> 00:36:09,700 - Wow. What have you learned, my handsome friend? 947 00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:10,510 - Well, 948 00:36:10,510 --> 00:36:13,340 Grant's got a few of his elite soldiers, coming this way. 949 00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:15,020 They should be here in a matter of seconds. 950 00:36:15,020 --> 00:36:15,960 - Oh my God. 951 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,240 - But General Stonewall Jackson, 952 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:19,770 has got 400 of the meanest sons of bitches in Dixie 953 00:36:19,770 --> 00:36:22,180 heading this way to send them home crying to their mummies. 954 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,760 Whole things should go down right here, 955 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:25,600 in about one or two minutes. 956 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,770 - What do we do? 957 00:36:26,770 --> 00:36:28,390 - I'd say load up your muskets son. 958 00:36:28,390 --> 00:36:30,880 You boys are right in the eye of the storm. 959 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:31,720 - Oh crap. 960 00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:35,140 Sirs! 961 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,310 Sirs! 962 00:36:38,310 --> 00:36:39,200 Trouble. 963 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:40,280 There's gonna be trouble. 964 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,900 A huge battle is about to happen, 965 00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:43,600 right here in like two minutes. 966 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:44,430 - What? 967 00:36:44,430 --> 00:36:46,530 No, we're not doing battles anymore. 968 00:36:46,530 --> 00:36:50,360 - The Union soldiers are heading here, right now. 969 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:51,770 - What? 970 00:36:51,770 --> 00:36:53,270 - Anti protestors. 971 00:36:54,730 --> 00:36:55,580 - You know what? 972 00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:56,410 Good. 973 00:36:56,410 --> 00:36:58,420 This will give us a chance to sit down with them, 974 00:36:58,420 --> 00:37:00,630 and finally talk this whole thing out. 975 00:37:00,630 --> 00:37:03,220 [arrow slices] 976 00:37:04,310 --> 00:37:06,470 - Oh guys, my stomach is killing me. 977 00:37:06,470 --> 00:37:08,410 I must've eat some bad bacon or something. 978 00:37:08,410 --> 00:37:09,410 You go on without me. 979 00:37:09,410 --> 00:37:11,720 I'll catch up with you later. 980 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:13,690 [guns shooting] 981 00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:14,520 - Oh... 982 00:37:15,890 --> 00:37:16,840 Oh yeah. 983 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,590 My stomach hurts too. 984 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,190 That's bad. 985 00:37:21,190 --> 00:37:22,920 [guns shooting] 986 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:27,070 - Uh...yeah, mine does too. 987 00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:30,370 Must be a virus going around or something. 988 00:37:30,370 --> 00:37:31,690 [group shouting] 989 00:37:31,690 --> 00:37:32,570 - [Man] Come on man. 990 00:37:32,570 --> 00:37:34,310 Richmond's is that way. 991 00:37:34,310 --> 00:37:36,500 - [Man] Not so fast, Yankee dogs! 992 00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:39,730 - [Man] Look, it's the Confederate army. 993 00:37:39,730 --> 00:37:41,140 Run for the park y'all. 994 00:37:41,140 --> 00:37:43,030 Let's get them boys. 995 00:37:43,030 --> 00:37:44,080 - [Man] We hate you. 996 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,480 - [Man] We hate YOU! 997 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,750 - [Man] Fire at will! 998 00:37:46,750 --> 00:37:49,500 - [Man] Kill them. Kill them all. 999 00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:55,430 [gun cocks] 1000 00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:02,130 [bird screeching] 1001 00:38:06,970 --> 00:38:08,340 - Hey dude. 1002 00:38:08,340 --> 00:38:09,420 They're done. 1003 00:38:10,710 --> 00:38:11,540 - What? 1004 00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:13,720 They did it again. 1005 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:15,220 - These guys, man. 1006 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,060 - Well, that's 28. 1007 00:38:18,860 --> 00:38:20,340 Shame, shame, shame. 1008 00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:22,020 What a shame. 1009 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,260 - Oh, that's gonna be a good one. 1010 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,260 Well I'll be! 1011 00:38:27,260 --> 00:38:29,710 Looks like we have some people left. 1012 00:38:29,710 --> 00:38:30,540 - What? 1013 00:38:30,540 --> 00:38:31,380 - Names? 1014 00:38:32,540 --> 00:38:33,480 - What? 1015 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,070 - Names please? 1016 00:38:35,070 --> 00:38:38,240 - I'm Trevor Moore, and this is Sam... 1017 00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:41,320 Hey, what is your last name? 1018 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:42,550 - Brown. 1019 00:38:42,550 --> 00:38:44,670 - How did I not know that? 1020 00:38:44,670 --> 00:38:45,590 - I don't know, man. 1021 00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:46,430 - That's so funny. 1022 00:38:46,430 --> 00:38:48,350 I must have just never asked you. 1023 00:38:48,350 --> 00:38:49,900 [chuckles] Isn't that funny? 1024 00:38:49,900 --> 00:38:51,260 - No, not really. 1025 00:38:51,260 --> 00:38:53,480 - Well, it looks like you guys are the only survivors, 1026 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:56,130 of the biggest battle of this whole mess so far. 1027 00:38:56,130 --> 00:38:56,980 - Yeah. 1028 00:38:56,980 --> 00:38:58,680 Look, I know things look bad, 1029 00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,840 but this thing doesn't have to be like this. 1030 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,760 - Yeah, this wasn't how it was supposed to go down. 1031 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,330 - Looks bad. 1032 00:39:06,330 --> 00:39:08,050 Supposed to go down. 1033 00:39:08,050 --> 00:39:09,070 Got it. 1034 00:39:09,070 --> 00:39:10,530 - Hey wait a minute. 1035 00:39:10,530 --> 00:39:11,640 Who are you? 1036 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:12,900 Name's Bernie Templeton. 1037 00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:14,510 I'm a journalist and a reporter, 1038 00:39:14,510 --> 00:39:16,860 and you boys just became war heroes. 1039 00:39:16,860 --> 00:39:17,830 Say cheese! 1040 00:39:17,830 --> 00:39:18,830 - War heroes! 1041 00:39:18,830 --> 00:39:20,370 No. 1042 00:39:20,370 --> 00:39:22,370 Look this thing doesn't have to be a w— 1043 00:39:22,370 --> 00:39:24,790 [camera flash] 1044 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,650 - [Man] This came today General Graham. 1045 00:39:33,970 --> 00:39:36,320 - I want these boys dead. 1046 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:37,220 - Extra! Extra! 1047 00:39:37,220 --> 00:39:38,320 Read all about it. 1048 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:41,410 Local boys become Confederate heroes. 1049 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,850 [mumbles] 1050 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,260 [dogs barking] 1051 00:39:48,260 --> 00:39:51,660 - Well, it looks like your infection somehow got infected. 1052 00:39:51,660 --> 00:39:54,360 [chuckles] - Look at this doc. 1053 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,190 That there's my boy. [laughs] 1054 00:39:57,190 --> 00:39:59,610 - People can't get enough of this story, sir. 1055 00:39:59,610 --> 00:40:02,880 These two boys are the talk of the nation. 1056 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:05,960 - These two girl brains might prove to be useful after all. 1057 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:09,060 Send word that they're to abort the suicide mission. 1058 00:40:09,060 --> 00:40:10,720 They keep heading North to Washington. 1059 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:13,200 They're not gonna survive the day. 1060 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,040 - I, sir. 1061 00:40:14,940 --> 00:40:18,100 - Did you see how I called them the girl brains? 1062 00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:19,470 - I did, sir. 1063 00:40:19,470 --> 00:40:21,550 [laughs] 1064 00:40:22,660 --> 00:40:26,350 - So, the sun moves from East to West, right? 1065 00:40:26,350 --> 00:40:27,280 - Yeah. 1066 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:30,080 - Then that means that the wind moves from North to South. 1067 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:31,300 Right? 1068 00:40:31,300 --> 00:40:32,130 - Yeah. 1069 00:40:33,850 --> 00:40:35,630 Hurts looking at the sun. 1070 00:40:35,630 --> 00:40:37,940 - Yeah, that's why we use the wind, moron. 1071 00:40:37,940 --> 00:40:38,930 So, it goes, 1072 00:40:38,930 --> 00:40:40,000 never 1073 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:40,830 eat 1074 00:40:40,830 --> 00:40:41,660 skunk's, 1075 00:40:41,660 --> 00:40:42,490 wieners. 1076 00:40:42,490 --> 00:40:43,500 - No, it goes, 1077 00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:44,400 never 1078 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:45,240 eat 1079 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:46,070 skunk's, 1080 00:40:46,070 --> 00:40:46,900 wieners. 1081 00:40:46,900 --> 00:40:47,730 - No, it goes, 1082 00:40:47,730 --> 00:40:49,030 never eat 1083 00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:50,640 skunk's wieners. 1084 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:51,470 - Uh uh. 1085 00:40:51,470 --> 00:40:52,790 - [Both] Never. - Yes. 1086 00:40:52,790 --> 00:40:54,410 - [Both] Eat. - No. 1087 00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:55,240 - [Both] Never. 1088 00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:56,070 Eat. 1089 00:40:56,070 --> 00:40:57,600 - No, you're wrong. - It goes this way. 1090 00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:02,820 - Maybe you guys wanna try doing that side by side. 1091 00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:05,470 - [Both] Never eat. 1092 00:41:05,470 --> 00:41:06,290 - Yes. 1093 00:41:06,290 --> 00:41:08,200 - skunk's weiners. - Why won't you ever listen to me? 1094 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,850 - Thought you were retarded for a second. 1095 00:41:09,850 --> 00:41:11,760 All right. So now we just have to figure out, 1096 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,050 which way the wind is blowing. 1097 00:41:13,050 --> 00:41:13,890 - Yeah. 1098 00:41:15,310 --> 00:41:16,530 How do we do that? 1099 00:41:16,530 --> 00:41:17,960 - Uh, easy. 1100 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:21,710 [licks finger] Just do that. 1101 00:41:22,710 --> 00:41:24,550 - Why did you do that? 1102 00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:26,810 - What? You told me to. 1103 00:41:26,810 --> 00:41:27,840 - Why did you do that? 1104 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:28,680 You said to-- 1105 00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:29,740 - Don't ever do that. 1106 00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:31,660 - Hey, it's that thing. 1107 00:41:34,150 --> 00:41:37,150 [tranquil music] 1108 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:49,520 - Guys, the compass says that North is thataway. 1109 00:41:51,010 --> 00:41:52,170 - Up that mountain? 1110 00:41:52,170 --> 00:41:53,560 - That's a hill. 1111 00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,560 - I don't think North is that way, Doug. 1112 00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:56,760 - All right, fuck this shit. 1113 00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:58,590 It's 5:00 PM. Let's call it a day. 1114 00:41:58,590 --> 00:41:59,720 - It's not 5:00 PM. 1115 00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:01,380 - Doug, feel the wind. 1116 00:42:01,380 --> 00:42:03,730 - All right, we've been marching for a couple hours now. 1117 00:42:03,730 --> 00:42:05,900 Let's just set up camp, okay. 1118 00:42:08,550 --> 00:42:09,630 - Oh. 1119 00:42:09,630 --> 00:42:10,880 Gross. 1120 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,690 There's blood all over the tent. 1121 00:42:12,690 --> 00:42:13,520 - Oh yeah. 1122 00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,420 Sorry. Dragged it through some dead dude, 1123 00:42:15,420 --> 00:42:17,180 killed at that last battle. 1124 00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:18,020 - Here. 1125 00:42:18,020 --> 00:42:19,680 Help me ring it out. 1126 00:42:20,850 --> 00:42:21,780 - Ew. 1127 00:42:21,780 --> 00:42:22,780 - Ah, gross. 1128 00:42:23,790 --> 00:42:24,630 Gross. 1129 00:42:26,140 --> 00:42:28,980 - Well I got the poles guys. 1130 00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:30,320 - [Sam, Trevor] Wow. 1131 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,840 - [Sam] That looks awesome. 1132 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:33,670 - What do you mean? 1133 00:42:33,670 --> 00:42:35,590 It just kind of looks like big old mess. 1134 00:42:35,590 --> 00:42:37,180 - Hear, smoke this. 1135 00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:40,620 [flute music] 1136 00:42:40,620 --> 00:42:43,260 - Oh yeah. That does look kind of cool. 1137 00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:44,940 - I want my shirt to look like that. 1138 00:42:44,940 --> 00:42:46,210 - Oh good idea. 1139 00:42:46,210 --> 00:42:47,470 We should tie strings around them, 1140 00:42:47,470 --> 00:42:49,810 and dye them in the blood puddle. 1141 00:42:52,630 --> 00:42:54,130 - My God. 1142 00:42:54,130 --> 00:42:55,390 They're decorating themselves, 1143 00:42:55,390 --> 00:42:57,250 with the blood of their victims. 1144 00:42:57,250 --> 00:42:59,080 They're savages. 1145 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:02,520 I must report this to General Grant at once. 1146 00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,680 [mumbles] 1147 00:43:07,290 --> 00:43:08,370 - This is the coolest thing 1148 00:43:08,370 --> 00:43:11,270 that my eyes have ever looked at. 1149 00:43:11,270 --> 00:43:13,490 - Mine looks like, it sounds like, 1150 00:43:13,490 --> 00:43:18,090 ♪ Wow ♪ 1151 00:43:18,090 --> 00:43:19,700 - Yeah mine looks like, it's like, 1152 00:43:19,700 --> 00:43:23,460 ♪ Doo doo ♪ 1153 00:43:23,460 --> 00:43:26,810 ♪ Doo doo ♪ ♪ Wiki wiki ♪ 1154 00:43:26,810 --> 00:43:29,810 - Hey look, it's those things again. 1155 00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:33,900 [tranquil music] 1156 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:36,970 - So beautiful. 1157 00:43:39,660 --> 00:43:42,640 [tense music] 1158 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:44,890 - They're coming over here. 1159 00:43:46,300 --> 00:43:47,170 - Oh. 1160 00:43:47,170 --> 00:43:48,340 What do we do? 1161 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,750 - Are we dying? 1162 00:43:51,750 --> 00:43:55,000 - My stomach ain't doing me right guys. 1163 00:43:58,640 --> 00:43:59,820 - Hi. 1164 00:44:02,220 --> 00:44:03,730 H— 1165 00:44:03,730 --> 00:44:04,820 Hi. 1166 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,310 ♪ We are the Pony Express ♪ 1167 00:44:14,310 --> 00:44:16,980 ♪ We deliver mail with speedy success ♪ 1168 00:44:16,980 --> 00:44:19,830 ♪ Where there's a parcel or a post card you send ♪ 1169 00:44:19,830 --> 00:44:23,660 ♪ You can trust your message with spike of a man ♪ 1170 00:44:23,660 --> 00:44:26,330 ♪ We are the Pony Express ♪ 1171 00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:29,220 ♪ I hate to break it darling we are the best ♪ 1172 00:44:29,220 --> 00:44:31,550 ♪ Give us your package while y'all around ♪ 1173 00:44:31,550 --> 00:44:35,260 ♪ The Pony Express is coming to your town ♪ 1174 00:44:35,260 --> 00:44:38,370 - [Group] We are the Pony Express! 1175 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,450 - Who are you guys? 1176 00:44:43,450 --> 00:44:44,930 [sighing] 1177 00:44:44,930 --> 00:44:46,510 - Why are you guys dressed like that? 1178 00:44:46,510 --> 00:44:47,560 - In these troubled times, 1179 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:51,140 travel can be just as perilous as combat, sweetheart. 1180 00:44:51,140 --> 00:44:52,480 - [Man] So we disguise ourselves, 1181 00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:56,750 so we can slip through enemies' camps unnoticed. 1182 00:44:56,750 --> 00:44:59,080 - And deliver you, the mail. 1183 00:44:59,820 --> 00:45:01,150 - [Man] The following is a message 1184 00:45:01,150 --> 00:45:02,510 from General Robert E. Lee. 1185 00:45:02,510 --> 00:45:03,370 You are to— 1186 00:45:03,370 --> 00:45:04,200 - [Group] Stop! 1187 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,030 - What you are doing, 1188 00:45:05,030 --> 00:45:07,710 and immediately turn your sweet patootie back around, 1189 00:45:07,710 --> 00:45:08,930 and head back to headquarters. 1190 00:45:08,930 --> 00:45:09,930 - What? No! 1191 00:45:09,930 --> 00:45:11,070 We're going to DC 1192 00:45:11,070 --> 00:45:13,080 to talk some sense into President Lincoln. 1193 00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:13,920 - Mm-mm. 1194 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:14,790 Sorry boyfriend. 1195 00:45:14,790 --> 00:45:16,940 General Lee wants you to lead a battalion 1196 00:45:16,940 --> 00:45:19,220 of his finest men. 1197 00:45:19,220 --> 00:45:20,680 - We have a battalion. 1198 00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:21,760 We have Doug. 1199 00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:23,900 - Hey, I'm Doug. 1200 00:45:23,900 --> 00:45:24,990 Tough tiddy, sweetheart, 1201 00:45:24,990 --> 00:45:26,410 'cause you all are war heroes now, 1202 00:45:26,410 --> 00:45:27,750 and he wants you in the battle. 1203 00:45:27,750 --> 00:45:29,080 - Oh man, again with the fighting? 1204 00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:30,840 What a dick bag. 1205 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,230 Why is everybody so violent? 1206 00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:34,190 [arrows thudding] 1207 00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:35,020 - Indians! 1208 00:45:37,030 --> 00:45:38,920 - Guys, my stomach. 1209 00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:39,830 - Sam, run! 1210 00:45:42,420 --> 00:45:43,250 Oh. 1211 00:45:44,180 --> 00:45:46,390 [eagle screeching] 1212 00:45:46,390 --> 00:45:48,030 [drum beating] 1213 00:45:48,030 --> 00:45:50,940 - Hey, I think I can take these guys. 1214 00:45:50,940 --> 00:45:53,420 - Sam you can't take these guys. 1215 00:45:53,420 --> 00:45:55,000 - Trust me, I can do it. 1216 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,930 - Sam, they've already taken us. 1217 00:45:56,930 --> 00:45:59,310 If you could've taken them, you should've done it back there. 1218 00:45:59,310 --> 00:46:01,280 You know, before we were tied up? 1219 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:04,320 - Well, I wasn't in the zone then, I'm in the zone now. 1220 00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:05,420 - Not gonna work. 1221 00:46:05,420 --> 00:46:07,620 - All right, on the count of three, 1222 00:46:07,620 --> 00:46:09,960 I'm gonna take these three guys up here, 1223 00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:11,750 then you take those four guys back there. 1224 00:46:11,750 --> 00:46:12,590 All right? 1225 00:46:12,590 --> 00:46:13,650 - I'm not gonna take four guys. 1226 00:46:13,650 --> 00:46:14,490 - All right. 1227 00:46:14,490 --> 00:46:15,500 One. 1228 00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:16,340 Two. 1229 00:46:16,340 --> 00:46:17,290 Three. 1230 00:46:17,290 --> 00:46:19,540 [groaning] 1231 00:46:25,070 --> 00:46:26,050 Man. 1232 00:46:26,050 --> 00:46:28,170 I can't believe Doug's plan worked again. 1233 00:46:28,170 --> 00:46:29,010 - Yeah. 1234 00:46:29,010 --> 00:46:30,260 Doug's a dick. 1235 00:46:30,260 --> 00:46:32,760 [flute music] 1236 00:46:52,250 --> 00:46:53,090 Hey. 1237 00:46:55,620 --> 00:46:56,450 Hi. 1238 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,000 - Sup? 1239 00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:02,700 - Huh? 1240 00:47:05,380 --> 00:47:06,920 - Said sup? 1241 00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,290 What's up with you guys? 1242 00:47:09,290 --> 00:47:10,130 - Oh, um. 1243 00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:13,910 Nothing. 1244 00:47:13,910 --> 00:47:14,820 - Chilling. 1245 00:47:16,470 --> 00:47:18,470 What's up with you guys? 1246 00:47:19,850 --> 00:47:20,680 - Same. 1247 00:47:22,050 --> 00:47:22,880 Hey bro. 1248 00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:23,790 - Yo bro. 1249 00:47:23,790 --> 00:47:25,010 - What's up with these guys? 1250 00:47:25,010 --> 00:47:27,240 - Me and the guys were gonna go play and relax in the field, 1251 00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:28,740 when we found these two dudes. 1252 00:47:28,740 --> 00:47:32,990 We thought we'd bring to you, see what you thought. 1253 00:47:36,380 --> 00:47:37,800 - You guys chill? 1254 00:47:39,090 --> 00:47:40,760 - Yeah, we're chill. 1255 00:47:42,020 --> 00:47:42,920 - You. 1256 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:43,760 You chill? 1257 00:47:47,060 --> 00:47:48,310 - The chillest. 1258 00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:58,500 They seem chill. 1259 00:47:58,500 --> 00:47:59,840 Untie them bros. 1260 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:08,570 - So you guys aren't gonna kill us? 1261 00:48:08,570 --> 00:48:09,880 - Kill you? [scoffs] 1262 00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,280 Us Indians are a men of peace. 1263 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:15,080 - What about those five dudes you guys just killed back there? 1264 00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:17,160 - What, you mean that crazy horse that attacked you? 1265 00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,020 - Sup, bro? 1266 00:48:19,020 --> 00:48:20,320 You call me? 1267 00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:21,570 - Oh no bro. 1268 00:48:21,570 --> 00:48:24,810 - I meant like some horse that is crazy. 1269 00:48:24,810 --> 00:48:25,640 Sorry bro. 1270 00:48:26,980 --> 00:48:27,970 - Hey bro. 1271 00:48:27,970 --> 00:48:28,990 What's going on bro? 1272 00:48:28,990 --> 00:48:30,130 What's happening? 1273 00:48:30,130 --> 00:48:32,630 - So what's with the bro thing? 1274 00:48:32,630 --> 00:48:35,600 - As Indians believe that all men are brothers at war. 1275 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:36,760 - Mm-hmm. 1276 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:37,850 - Hey, what's happening bro? 1277 00:48:37,850 --> 00:48:38,870 - Not much, bro. 1278 00:48:38,870 --> 00:48:40,130 - All right. 1279 00:48:40,130 --> 00:48:42,250 That's what makes your people's conflict so tragic. 1280 00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:43,710 - Oh, you heard about the fight? 1281 00:48:43,710 --> 00:48:44,860 - Oh, what's up bro? 1282 00:48:44,860 --> 00:48:45,730 - What's up bro? 1283 00:48:45,730 --> 00:48:46,580 - You got a problem? 1284 00:48:46,580 --> 00:48:48,570 - No, you got a problem bro? 1285 00:48:48,570 --> 00:48:49,410 Bros! 1286 00:48:51,910 --> 00:48:54,200 [soft music] 1287 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:57,190 - We're just as susceptible to disagreements as you guys, 1288 00:48:57,190 --> 00:48:58,400 but at the end of the day, 1289 00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:01,390 we settle ours peacefully. 1290 00:49:01,390 --> 00:49:03,790 Our kind knows when to smoke peace fight. 1291 00:49:03,790 --> 00:49:04,850 - Fucking yeah man. 1292 00:49:04,850 --> 00:49:06,550 That's what I'm talking about. 1293 00:49:06,550 --> 00:49:09,410 This whole thing didn't have to be about dudes killing dudes. 1294 00:49:09,410 --> 00:49:10,490 Supposed to be about, 1295 00:49:10,490 --> 00:49:12,660 getting a bunch of people together, 1296 00:49:12,660 --> 00:49:14,860 getting high as fuck, 1297 00:49:14,860 --> 00:49:19,390 and trying to get the white man off our back. 1298 00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:20,810 - You guys party? 1299 00:49:21,690 --> 00:49:22,790 - Yeah. 1300 00:49:22,790 --> 00:49:24,060 We party. 1301 00:49:24,060 --> 00:49:25,150 - Check this. 1302 00:49:27,430 --> 00:49:28,760 - What the fuck? 1303 00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:33,360 [music swells] 1304 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:38,940 - What?! 1305 00:49:38,940 --> 00:49:41,880 This is the coolest thing I have ever seen. 1306 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:42,980 - What? 1307 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:44,690 - Oh my God. 1308 00:49:44,690 --> 00:49:46,180 [laughing] 1309 00:49:46,180 --> 00:49:47,950 - [Trevor] Are you seeing this? 1310 00:49:47,950 --> 00:49:50,040 [laughs] 1311 00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,770 [chatter] [drums] 1312 00:49:57,610 --> 00:50:00,000 - [Man] That's in, bro drink up. 1313 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,640 [chuckles] 1314 00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:04,970 [murmuring] 1315 00:50:11,230 --> 00:50:12,870 - This stuff is amazing. 1316 00:50:12,870 --> 00:50:14,300 - Thank you. 1317 00:50:14,300 --> 00:50:15,920 We are a nomadic people, 1318 00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:19,260 but we plant fields along the routes we usually travel. 1319 00:50:19,260 --> 00:50:21,360 - Why do you guys travel around too much? 1320 00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:22,630 - To follow the salmon. 1321 00:50:22,630 --> 00:50:24,850 - You know, their main source of food. 1322 00:50:24,850 --> 00:50:28,770 - As their breeding ground moves with the seasons, so do we. 1323 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,270 - So you guys just get high, 1324 00:50:31,270 --> 00:50:33,000 and follow fish around the country? 1325 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,170 - Pretty much bro. 1326 00:50:34,170 --> 00:50:35,760 - That's so chill. 1327 00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:38,010 - Maybe that's what we should do. 1328 00:50:38,010 --> 00:50:39,350 Just say, "Fuck everything 1329 00:50:39,350 --> 00:50:42,500 and follow fish around the country." 1330 00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:45,780 - But, what will we do for money? 1331 00:50:45,780 --> 00:50:47,430 - You could sell t-shirts. 1332 00:50:47,430 --> 00:50:48,910 - Or burritos. 1333 00:50:48,910 --> 00:50:50,200 - Or grilled cheeses. 1334 00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:51,880 - [Man] What's up bro, you're looking at my squaw. 1335 00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:53,070 - You talking to me bro? 1336 00:50:53,070 --> 00:50:54,660 - I asked you if you looking at my squaw, bro. 1337 00:50:54,660 --> 00:50:56,460 - Bro I can look at any squaw I want to. 1338 00:50:56,460 --> 00:50:57,860 - Well, you wanna take this outside? 1339 00:50:57,860 --> 00:50:58,700 - No, bro. 1340 00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:00,470 - I'll take YOU outside, bro! 1341 00:51:00,470 --> 00:51:01,310 - Indians! 1342 00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:04,030 Be chill. 1343 00:51:09,660 --> 00:51:10,740 You try this. 1344 00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:18,770 [coughs] 1345 00:51:18,770 --> 00:51:20,490 - That weed stuff tastes weird. 1346 00:51:20,490 --> 00:51:22,490 - That ain't weed stuff. 1347 00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:24,880 It's peyote. 1348 00:51:27,060 --> 00:51:32,660 - [Sam and Trevor] No! 1349 00:51:34,700 --> 00:51:37,030 [screaming] 1350 00:51:39,900 --> 00:51:42,320 [soft music] 1351 00:51:44,650 --> 00:51:46,210 - Hi Trevor. 1352 00:51:46,210 --> 00:51:47,050 - Hi Sam. 1353 00:51:49,470 --> 00:51:53,340 - What do you think is going on here? 1354 00:51:53,340 --> 00:51:55,920 - We are drinking tea, I think. 1355 00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:58,070 - Why? 1356 00:51:58,070 --> 00:51:59,750 We were just with the Indians. 1357 00:51:59,750 --> 00:52:02,300 - Well, what I'm afraid might have happened, 1358 00:52:02,300 --> 00:52:05,090 is whatever it was we smoked, 1359 00:52:05,090 --> 00:52:06,590 has made us crazy. 1360 00:52:07,580 --> 00:52:08,820 - I think the best sort of thing 1361 00:52:08,820 --> 00:52:12,090 to do in this kind of situation, 1362 00:52:12,090 --> 00:52:13,260 is just relax. 1363 00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:15,650 Not fighting. 1364 00:52:18,850 --> 00:52:22,600 - Oh, my God I got [mumbles] 1365 00:52:26,410 --> 00:52:29,060 Well, I hope things are going all right, 1366 00:52:29,060 --> 00:52:32,070 wherever it is we really are. 1367 00:52:32,070 --> 00:52:33,140 - It probably is. 1368 00:52:33,140 --> 00:52:35,860 We usually handle things pretty well. 1369 00:52:35,860 --> 00:52:37,360 - We do, don't we? 1370 00:52:38,260 --> 00:52:40,780 Get back! 1371 00:52:41,090 --> 00:52:41,920 I'll kill all of you! 1372 00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,040 You godless dirt-worshippers! 1373 00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:45,500 [screaming] 1374 00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:46,920 - Throw wood, Sam! 1375 00:52:50,060 --> 00:52:51,650 - I think I'm gonna go try 1376 00:52:51,650 --> 00:52:53,400 and use the bathroom. 1377 00:52:55,610 --> 00:52:58,280 [cups clanging] 1378 00:53:09,740 --> 00:53:11,740 Hey, keep breathing Sam. 1379 00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:15,780 Keep breathing Sam! 1380 00:53:17,860 --> 00:53:20,030 [sipping] 1381 00:53:20,910 --> 00:53:24,160 - This tea tastes odd, all of a sudden. 1382 00:53:25,730 --> 00:53:27,450 - It does, doesn't it? 1383 00:53:27,450 --> 00:53:31,920 Why is all this water just lying on the ground? 1384 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,510 [sobbing] 1385 00:53:33,510 --> 00:53:35,010 - Its good though. 1386 00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:39,380 - You know. 1387 00:53:39,380 --> 00:53:42,790 I think maybe we should try to get out of here. 1388 00:53:42,790 --> 00:53:44,240 - I don't see why. 1389 00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:45,250 It's comfortable. 1390 00:53:45,250 --> 00:53:46,840 Tea is warm. 1391 00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,750 We don't seem to be in any danger. 1392 00:53:49,750 --> 00:53:51,650 [screaming] 1393 00:53:51,650 --> 00:53:52,820 - Hey, you can't run through here. 1394 00:53:52,820 --> 00:53:54,730 It's a Union army camp. 1395 00:53:57,870 --> 00:53:59,000 - You know, 1396 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,210 there is another door right over there. 1397 00:54:02,210 --> 00:54:03,050 - Mm-mm. 1398 00:54:04,030 --> 00:54:04,860 Should we? 1399 00:54:07,220 --> 00:54:09,880 [cups clanging] 1400 00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:17,020 [harmonica playing] 1401 00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:21,020 [screaming] 1402 00:54:27,740 --> 00:54:30,060 [soft music] 1403 00:54:35,580 --> 00:54:37,600 You sure about this? 1404 00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,520 - Probably can't hurt. 1405 00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:42,560 I guess we should go check out what's really going on out there. 1406 00:54:54,100 --> 00:55:01,570 [suspenseful music] 1407 00:55:01,570 --> 00:55:04,820 ...go back to the tea room... 1408 00:55:04,820 --> 00:55:05,820 - It's them! 1409 00:55:06,750 --> 00:55:09,410 [guns thudding] 1410 00:55:13,580 --> 00:55:16,560 - Why did they all just throw their guns on the ground? 1411 00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:17,950 - We don't want no trouble. 1412 00:55:17,950 --> 00:55:20,230 We've heard about you guys. 1413 00:55:20,230 --> 00:55:21,130 - You have? 1414 00:55:21,130 --> 00:55:22,040 - Sure. 1415 00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:24,320 You're the Dixie devils. 1416 00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:26,750 You're all over the papers. 1417 00:55:26,750 --> 00:55:27,740 - We are? 1418 00:55:27,740 --> 00:55:29,330 - We just want you to know, 1419 00:55:29,330 --> 00:55:32,880 none of us are gonna get any funny ideas. 1420 00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:35,130 We'll do whatever you want. 1421 00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:38,360 - Legalize it? 1422 00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:44,410 - Sure thing, man. 1423 00:55:44,410 --> 00:55:45,830 Consider it done. 1424 00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:51,020 - So, what happens now? 1425 00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:54,240 - Well, you're in charge boss. We're your hostages. 1426 00:55:54,980 --> 00:55:56,640 - But, like, 1427 00:55:57,610 --> 00:55:58,860 what did we do? 1428 00:55:59,930 --> 00:56:01,300 - Well, 1429 00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:03,090 I guess you could list your demands to... 1430 00:56:03,090 --> 00:56:05,250 General Ulysses S. Grant? 1431 00:56:05,250 --> 00:56:06,380 - Oh. 1432 00:56:07,210 --> 00:56:08,050 Well, 1433 00:56:09,300 --> 00:56:11,270 how do we find that dude? 1434 00:56:11,270 --> 00:56:15,300 - Oh. He's drunk off his ass over in that big tent over there. 1435 00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:22,050 [groaning] 1436 00:56:22,660 --> 00:56:25,980 [metals clanging] 1437 00:56:25,980 --> 00:56:26,960 - Is he is there? 1438 00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:28,050 - That's him. 1439 00:56:33,580 --> 00:56:35,380 - Mr. Grant? 1440 00:56:35,380 --> 00:56:36,210 - What! 1441 00:56:38,100 --> 00:56:41,180 - Well, tell him you got some demands. 1442 00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:45,270 - We have some demands. 1443 00:56:45,270 --> 00:56:46,270 - Who is it? 1444 00:56:47,460 --> 00:56:49,040 - The Dixie devils. 1445 00:56:50,810 --> 00:56:51,640 - Come in. 1446 00:57:01,990 --> 00:57:04,160 [panting] 1447 00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:08,190 - Hey. 1448 00:57:08,190 --> 00:57:09,300 - Hi. 1449 00:57:09,620 --> 00:57:11,430 - Well, well. 1450 00:57:11,430 --> 00:57:15,270 If it isn't the heroes from the Southern States? 1451 00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:19,950 What can I do for you boys? 1452 00:57:20,660 --> 00:57:21,960 - Well, 1453 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:23,200 we're in your base, 1454 00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:25,360 and we have all your dudes. 1455 00:57:27,260 --> 00:57:29,620 [burps, sniffs] 1456 00:57:30,260 --> 00:57:32,220 - Is that right? 1457 00:57:32,220 --> 00:57:33,400 - Sure did. 1458 00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:35,150 We put up a hell of a fight, 1459 00:57:35,150 --> 00:57:36,480 but they got us. 1460 00:57:37,100 --> 00:57:41,310 - Well, I see your reputation as well earned. 1461 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:45,990 What do you boys want? 1462 00:57:45,990 --> 00:57:46,910 - We need to go to— 1463 00:57:46,910 --> 00:57:49,640 [vomits] 1464 00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:51,910 [groaning] 1465 00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,020 [gags] 1466 00:57:58,020 --> 00:58:00,380 [vomits] 1467 00:58:03,020 --> 00:58:06,820 [spits] 1468 00:58:14,380 --> 00:58:16,020 We need to go to Washington, 1469 00:58:16,020 --> 00:58:18,700 to talk to President Lincoln. 1470 00:58:18,700 --> 00:58:20,870 [chuckles] 1471 00:58:20,870 --> 00:58:22,210 - Really? 1472 00:58:22,210 --> 00:58:23,560 Okay. 1473 00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:24,900 So, you want me, 1474 00:58:25,860 --> 00:58:27,820 the leader of the union army, 1475 00:58:27,820 --> 00:58:29,340 to take you two boys, 1476 00:58:29,340 --> 00:58:33,510 the most notorious warriors in the Confederate army, 1477 00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:36,120 to have a little sit down, 1478 00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:39,540 with the president of our country, right? 1479 00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:42,920 Little face time? 1480 00:58:44,340 --> 00:58:46,920 What you boys gonna talk about? 1481 00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:50,710 - How it's bullshit that weed stuff's illegal. 1482 00:58:50,710 --> 00:58:51,670 - Yeah, I mean, 1483 00:58:51,670 --> 00:58:54,090 as long as nobody's being hurt. 1484 00:58:54,090 --> 00:58:57,930 - What gives you the right to go around and tell people how to live their lives? 1485 00:58:57,930 --> 00:58:59,180 - Well, that's rich. 1486 00:58:59,180 --> 00:59:00,640 Coming from a Confederate. 1487 00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:01,940 - You're the fucking Confederate. 1488 00:59:01,940 --> 00:59:03,040 - You're the fucking Confederate! 1489 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:04,510 - Guys look. 1490 00:59:04,510 --> 00:59:05,490 I just think that, 1491 00:59:05,490 --> 00:59:09,120 everybody should be free to make decisions for themselves. 1492 00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:09,950 Okay? 1493 00:59:11,350 --> 00:59:12,350 [tumbler clangs] 1494 00:59:12,350 --> 00:59:14,240 - That is what this war is about. 1495 00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:15,070 - Yeah, we know. 1496 00:59:15,070 --> 00:59:16,910 - Yeah, we started it. 1497 00:59:18,650 --> 00:59:21,400 [tumbler clangs] 1498 00:59:22,370 --> 00:59:24,620 [groaning] 1499 00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:38,780 - I don't know why you two boys are out there fighting, 1500 00:59:38,780 --> 00:59:41,900 but I'm out there for one thing. 1501 00:59:41,900 --> 00:59:42,730 Freedom. 1502 00:59:44,740 --> 00:59:45,850 - Oh. 1503 00:59:45,850 --> 00:59:47,040 Well, good. 1504 00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:49,450 - I fight so that a man can work, 1505 00:59:49,450 --> 00:59:52,240 'cause he wants to work, and live, 1506 00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:54,640 as he wants to live. 1507 00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:58,190 - And smoke what he wants to smoke. 1508 00:59:58,190 --> 00:59:59,520 - Sure. 1509 00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:03,030 I fight so the men can cast off the shackles of oppression, 1510 01:00:03,030 --> 01:00:04,650 and say loud and clear, 1511 01:00:04,650 --> 01:00:07,810 that no man is subservient to another. 1512 01:00:08,670 --> 01:00:09,500 - Yeah. 1513 01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:12,080 - Oh my God. That's totally the same stuff we're into. 1514 01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:14,400 - Freedom is not just a luxury, 1515 01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:18,050 to be enjoyed by the elite and the powerful. 1516 01:00:18,050 --> 01:00:20,430 It is a sacred right, 1517 01:00:20,430 --> 01:00:23,160 to be shared by all men. 1518 01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:25,700 - Yeah, that's what we've been saying this whole time. 1519 01:00:25,700 --> 01:00:26,750 - And it is a right 1520 01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:29,240 that is promised to us, 1521 01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:30,990 by this great nation. 1522 01:00:32,170 --> 01:00:34,590 The United States of America. 1523 01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:41,330 [groaning] 1524 01:00:51,300 --> 01:00:52,130 No. 1525 01:00:54,970 --> 01:00:58,390 You boys don't have any whiskey, do you? 1526 01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:10,060 This is the worst part of my day. 1527 01:01:10,060 --> 01:01:10,890 No. 1528 01:01:13,380 --> 01:01:14,380 - Oh my God. 1529 01:01:17,860 --> 01:01:20,110 [groaning] 1530 01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,050 [laughing] 1531 01:01:33,130 --> 01:01:34,760 I'm just messing with you guys. 1532 01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:37,340 I got another bottle over here. 1533 01:01:38,970 --> 01:01:41,810 [bottle shutters] 1534 01:01:52,740 --> 01:01:53,580 - Sir. 1535 01:01:53,580 --> 01:01:54,420 - No. 1536 01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:06,400 - Mr. Grant. 1537 01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:09,450 I think we made a mistake. 1538 01:02:09,450 --> 01:02:10,610 - Yeah. 1539 01:02:10,610 --> 01:02:13,980 I mean we thought you guys were the anti protestors, 1540 01:02:13,980 --> 01:02:17,170 but you guys are all about letting people get blazed. 1541 01:02:17,170 --> 01:02:18,010 - I mean, 1542 01:02:18,010 --> 01:02:18,970 it was those other guys, 1543 01:02:18,970 --> 01:02:21,170 who started all the fighting in the first place. 1544 01:02:21,170 --> 01:02:23,660 We just want everybody to be chill. 1545 01:02:23,660 --> 01:02:26,370 - Well, why don't you boys start, 1546 01:02:26,370 --> 01:02:29,060 by putting down your guns. 1547 01:02:29,060 --> 01:02:30,050 - Oh, I'm sorry about that. 1548 01:02:30,050 --> 01:02:32,050 - Yeah, super not chill. 1549 01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:34,540 - Yeah. 1550 01:02:34,540 --> 01:02:35,640 - Suck a dick. 1551 01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:36,750 - [Sam] Fuck! 1552 01:02:36,750 --> 01:02:37,750 - Not cool. 1553 01:02:37,750 --> 01:02:40,330 [guns cocking] 1554 01:02:42,420 --> 01:02:43,890 So you guys are really gonna shoot us? 1555 01:02:43,890 --> 01:02:44,740 - Yeah. 1556 01:02:44,740 --> 01:02:45,750 - Really? 1557 01:02:45,750 --> 01:02:46,970 - Man, that's so messed up. 1558 01:02:46,970 --> 01:02:48,270 We didn't do anything like this to you guys, 1559 01:02:48,270 --> 01:02:49,830 when we had you hostage. 1560 01:02:49,830 --> 01:02:50,670 - Sorry. 1561 01:02:50,670 --> 01:02:51,770 Boss' orders. 1562 01:02:51,770 --> 01:02:53,390 - I'm gonna burn you bad. 1563 01:02:53,390 --> 01:02:54,230 - Uh-huh! 1564 01:02:55,740 --> 01:02:57,350 - Hey guys. 1565 01:02:57,350 --> 01:02:58,180 - Doug. 1566 01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:00,740 - Hey big D. 1567 01:03:00,740 --> 01:03:01,920 - Hey guys. 1568 01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:03,330 - Hey, what's going on man? 1569 01:03:03,330 --> 01:03:04,600 - Hey, where you been? 1570 01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:06,790 - Well, after you guys got picked up with the Indians, 1571 01:03:06,790 --> 01:03:09,100 I went and met back up with the Confederates. 1572 01:03:09,100 --> 01:03:10,200 - Hey, how are they doing? 1573 01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:11,040 - They're good. 1574 01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:11,870 They're really good. 1575 01:03:11,870 --> 01:03:13,060 - How's that Robert E. Lee doing? 1576 01:03:13,060 --> 01:03:14,010 - Oh, you know him. 1577 01:03:14,010 --> 01:03:15,560 He's always busy doing stuff. 1578 01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:17,920 He's too busy to talk to somebody like me. 1579 01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:20,070 - Yeah, he was always doing stuff. 1580 01:03:20,070 --> 01:03:20,940 - Yeah. 1581 01:03:20,940 --> 01:03:22,860 - Anyways, after everybody went to sleep, 1582 01:03:22,860 --> 01:03:25,490 I drank a whole mess of water, 1583 01:03:25,490 --> 01:03:28,960 and then I had to go relieve myself, 1584 01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:30,270 and I got busted. 1585 01:03:30,270 --> 01:03:31,140 [chuckles] 1586 01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:32,040 - You got busted. 1587 01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:32,970 - I got busted. 1588 01:03:32,970 --> 01:03:34,800 - Yeah, we got busted by their boss. 1589 01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:36,310 - Yeah, he was all like, "Suck a dick," 1590 01:03:36,310 --> 01:03:37,850 And we were like, "Nooo!" 1591 01:03:37,850 --> 01:03:40,890 - He made y'all suck his dick? 1592 01:03:40,890 --> 01:03:42,610 - No, Doug. 1593 01:03:42,610 --> 01:03:43,440 - Oh. 1594 01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:44,270 - Well. 1595 01:03:47,650 --> 01:03:49,850 You boy's got any last requests? 1596 01:03:49,850 --> 01:03:51,090 - Yeah, I want to see that soldier 1597 01:03:51,090 --> 01:03:52,870 get kicked in the head by a mule. 1598 01:03:52,870 --> 01:03:53,700 - Huh? 1599 01:03:55,670 --> 01:03:56,500 Okay. 1600 01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:57,340 - What? 1601 01:04:01,260 --> 01:04:02,790 - Wait a minute, Doug. 1602 01:04:02,790 --> 01:04:05,330 If you said a union soldier caught you just outside of your camp, 1603 01:04:05,330 --> 01:04:08,640 then that means that the Confederates are really close by. 1604 01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:09,470 - Yeah. 1605 01:04:09,470 --> 01:04:11,700 Lee's got a whole mass of men just over that ridge there. 1606 01:04:11,700 --> 01:04:15,340 He's getting them all ready, for some sort of early morning raid today. 1607 01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:17,050 - Oh my God. 1608 01:04:17,050 --> 01:04:18,810 We gotta warn General Grant. 1609 01:04:18,810 --> 01:04:20,310 - But these are the bad guys. 1610 01:04:20,310 --> 01:04:21,270 - No, no. We switched sides. 1611 01:04:21,270 --> 01:04:23,050 We like these guys now. 1612 01:04:23,050 --> 01:04:24,270 - Oh, well I'm with you guys. 1613 01:04:24,270 --> 01:04:25,390 - General Grant! 1614 01:04:25,390 --> 01:04:26,230 - Grant! 1615 01:04:26,230 --> 01:04:27,060 - General Grant! 1616 01:04:27,060 --> 01:04:28,100 - Grant! 1617 01:04:28,100 --> 01:04:30,090 - What is it now? 1618 01:04:30,090 --> 01:04:32,140 - General Grant, Robert E. Lee's got a whole army of men, 1619 01:04:32,140 --> 01:04:33,160 just over that ridge. 1620 01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:34,940 He's gonna attack at any minute. 1621 01:04:34,940 --> 01:04:36,460 [laughs] 1622 01:04:36,460 --> 01:04:38,080 - I love the shit that comes out of a man's mouth, 1623 01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:40,530 right before he gets a bullet in the brain. 1624 01:04:40,530 --> 01:04:41,380 [laughs] 1625 01:04:41,380 --> 01:04:42,230 All right, boys, 1626 01:04:42,230 --> 01:04:43,710 Let's warm them up! 1627 01:04:43,710 --> 01:04:46,350 Start with the one on the left. 1628 01:04:46,350 --> 01:04:48,740 - No, Mr. Grant, you gotta listen. 1629 01:04:48,740 --> 01:04:49,760 - Now hold on fellas. 1630 01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:51,030 I got this. 1631 01:04:51,030 --> 01:04:51,860 - Aim! 1632 01:04:51,860 --> 01:04:52,720 [guns cocking] 1633 01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:54,170 - Oh man, Union Army. 1634 01:04:54,170 --> 01:04:56,670 My stomach is just killing me. 1635 01:04:59,670 --> 01:05:00,500 Oh shit. 1636 01:05:00,500 --> 01:05:01,340 - Fire. 1637 01:05:01,340 --> 01:05:03,740 [guns shooting] 1638 01:05:03,740 --> 01:05:05,370 - [Both] Doug! 1639 01:05:05,370 --> 01:05:06,210 - Wait! 1640 01:05:06,210 --> 01:05:07,390 - I'll take the two on the left. 1641 01:05:07,390 --> 01:05:08,740 You take the five on the right. 1642 01:05:08,740 --> 01:05:09,580 Ready? Go! 1643 01:05:10,790 --> 01:05:12,250 - Now is the time to send the Dixie devils 1644 01:05:12,250 --> 01:05:14,130 back to hell where they belong. 1645 01:05:14,130 --> 01:05:15,530 - General Grant, you gotta listen to me. 1646 01:05:15,530 --> 01:05:17,090 The Confederates are on their way. 1647 01:05:17,090 --> 01:05:17,920 - Ready? 1648 01:05:19,350 --> 01:05:20,190 Aim! 1649 01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:30,070 - Wait! 1650 01:05:30,070 --> 01:05:31,490 He speaks the truth. 1651 01:05:31,490 --> 01:05:33,970 I was scouting less than a mile away. 1652 01:05:33,970 --> 01:05:35,790 They're right on top of us. 1653 01:05:35,790 --> 01:05:37,410 Seven battalions. 1654 01:05:37,410 --> 01:05:39,660 He must to have 10,000 men. 1655 01:05:42,210 --> 01:05:44,710 - That's over half his army. 1656 01:05:44,710 --> 01:05:47,760 We can't put up a fight against a force like that. 1657 01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:49,130 It's over. 1658 01:05:49,130 --> 01:05:51,020 We're gonna be fish in a barrel! 1659 01:05:51,020 --> 01:05:53,040 Run for your lives everybody! 1660 01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:54,210 Run! 1661 01:05:54,210 --> 01:05:55,220 Head for the hills. 1662 01:05:55,220 --> 01:05:57,890 Live your lives in hiding. 1663 01:05:57,890 --> 01:06:00,200 Fish in a barrel... 1664 01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:02,310 Fish in a barrel? 1665 01:06:02,310 --> 01:06:05,310 Sam, remember those guys would just get high and follow fish around? 1666 01:06:05,310 --> 01:06:06,050 - Yeah? 1667 01:06:06,050 --> 01:06:08,470 - Do you remember where they planted their field? 1668 01:06:08,470 --> 01:06:09,550 - Yeah. 1669 01:06:09,550 --> 01:06:10,450 - General Grant! 1670 01:06:10,450 --> 01:06:12,250 General Grant! 1671 01:06:12,250 --> 01:06:13,230 - What? 1672 01:06:13,230 --> 01:06:16,030 - We know how you can beat Lee. 1673 01:06:16,030 --> 01:06:17,360 - You do? 1674 01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:18,200 - Yeah. 1675 01:06:21,500 --> 01:06:23,960 - Right, everybody come back! 1676 01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:26,460 [flute music] 1677 01:06:32,270 --> 01:06:34,560 Are you sure this is gonna work? 1678 01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:36,150 - Not at all, sir. 1679 01:06:36,150 --> 01:06:38,400 - Then you better be right. 1680 01:06:39,810 --> 01:06:41,890 You know what I mean. 1681 01:06:41,890 --> 01:06:45,010 - Okay, Sam, they're in the field, 1682 01:06:45,010 --> 01:06:46,110 now is the time. 1683 01:06:46,110 --> 01:06:47,200 - Got it. 1684 01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:49,200 All right, spark it up. 1685 01:06:50,860 --> 01:06:53,830 [flute music] 1686 01:06:53,830 --> 01:06:57,000 [footsteps ascending] 1687 01:07:11,290 --> 01:07:13,540 [coughing] 1688 01:07:19,380 --> 01:07:21,630 [laughing] 1689 01:07:25,410 --> 01:07:26,710 - It's working. 1690 01:07:26,710 --> 01:07:27,760 - All right, men. 1691 01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:29,290 It's go time! 1692 01:07:29,290 --> 01:07:30,460 [guns clanging] 1693 01:07:30,460 --> 01:07:31,880 Handkerchiefs on! 1694 01:07:32,740 --> 01:07:34,630 And let's get them! 1695 01:07:34,630 --> 01:07:36,010 - But remember, 1696 01:07:36,010 --> 01:07:37,760 don't kill anybody. 1697 01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:39,210 Just I don't know, 1698 01:07:39,210 --> 01:07:41,470 hit him in the head with your guns or something. 1699 01:07:41,470 --> 01:07:42,770 - Fine. Okay. 1700 01:07:42,770 --> 01:07:44,260 - This one is for Doug! 1701 01:07:44,260 --> 01:07:47,070 - Actually these guys killed Doug. 1702 01:07:47,070 --> 01:07:47,900 - Charge! 1703 01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:54,570 [screaming] 1704 01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:05,700 [reggae music] 1705 01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:18,530 [screams] 1706 01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:23,860 [reggae music] 1707 01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:36,220 [reggae music continues] 1708 01:08:46,470 --> 01:08:47,300 - Yeah! 1709 01:08:49,550 --> 01:08:51,340 [screams] 1710 01:08:51,340 --> 01:08:53,430 [laughs] 1711 01:08:55,990 --> 01:08:57,890 [trumpet music] 1712 01:08:57,890 --> 01:09:00,700 - [General Grant] This document outlines the terms of your surrender. 1713 01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:02,700 You sign here, 1714 01:09:02,700 --> 01:09:04,210 the war's over. 1715 01:09:10,740 --> 01:09:12,650 - Here you go Mr. Lee. 1716 01:09:12,650 --> 01:09:15,160 - Hey! I know you! 1717 01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:16,330 It's me. 1718 01:09:16,330 --> 01:09:17,260 Girl brains! Huh? 1719 01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:19,560 I know him. 1720 01:09:20,620 --> 01:09:22,620 What are you doing here? 1721 01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:24,890 [tapping] 1722 01:09:24,890 --> 01:09:26,000 - Extra! Extra! 1723 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,090 Local heroes switch sides. 1724 01:09:27,090 --> 01:09:28,350 Win war. 1725 01:09:28,350 --> 01:09:31,360 - Man, that was a good flag though. 1726 01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:34,360 [audience agreeing] 1727 01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:38,120 - [Man] He held out as long as he could. 1728 01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:40,520 And if the infection had not reached his brain, 1729 01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:42,630 then he would have lived to see this day, 1730 01:09:42,630 --> 01:09:46,480 I'm sure, he would have been proud of his son. 1731 01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:50,730 Or furious, I'm not sure where he stood in the war. 1732 01:09:57,170 --> 01:09:58,020 - Oh! 1733 01:09:58,020 --> 01:10:01,130 Bob, you came back to visit me, huh? 1734 01:10:01,130 --> 01:10:02,630 It was Bob, right? 1735 01:10:04,590 --> 01:10:06,670 [laughs] 1736 01:10:16,180 --> 01:10:19,770 - President Lincoln will see you now. 1737 01:10:19,770 --> 01:10:21,860 [sighs] 1738 01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:36,230 [sighs] 1739 01:10:39,020 --> 01:10:41,110 - Boys, good to meet you. 1740 01:10:42,390 --> 01:10:43,490 Bang up job. 1741 01:10:43,490 --> 01:10:46,570 You've managed to end the United States civil war 1742 01:10:46,570 --> 01:10:47,470 in three days, 1743 01:10:47,470 --> 01:10:49,970 and all told we only lost 150 people. 1744 01:10:49,970 --> 01:10:50,800 [laughs] 1745 01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:52,080 - Yeah, sorry about that. 1746 01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:53,480 Things got out of hand. 1747 01:10:53,480 --> 01:10:55,720 - We should have been more clearer on our flyers. 1748 01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:58,940 - Well, I want you to know you have my sincerest gratitude. 1749 01:10:58,940 --> 01:10:59,940 I thank you. 1750 01:11:01,190 --> 01:11:03,150 And this country thanks you. 1751 01:11:03,150 --> 01:11:04,100 Now, I want you to know, 1752 01:11:04,100 --> 01:11:06,330 if there's ever anything that you two need, 1753 01:11:06,330 --> 01:11:08,650 my door will always be open. 1754 01:11:08,650 --> 01:11:09,990 - Dude. 1755 01:11:09,990 --> 01:11:10,910 That rules. 1756 01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:12,880 Thanks. 1757 01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:15,870 - Sam. 1758 01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:25,690 - Actually, 1759 01:11:25,690 --> 01:11:30,670 Mr Lincoln, there is something that you could do for us. 1760 01:11:30,670 --> 01:11:31,500 See. 1761 01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:33,790 We started this whole thing, 1762 01:11:33,790 --> 01:11:36,450 because we believe in something. 1763 01:11:37,290 --> 01:11:38,120 We believe, 1764 01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:41,030 that people out there wanna smoke that weed stuff, 1765 01:11:41,030 --> 01:11:43,200 that gets you high. 1766 01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:44,760 As long as they're not hurting themselves 1767 01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:46,100 or anybody else, 1768 01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:51,490 that's really not any of the government's business. 1769 01:11:51,490 --> 01:11:52,990 - Yeah, it's like, 1770 01:11:53,890 --> 01:11:56,140 the government can suck it. 1771 01:11:57,210 --> 01:11:59,160 - We have traveled many miles, 1772 01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:02,000 and survived many battles to get here, 1773 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,500 so that we could humbly ask you. 1774 01:12:04,500 --> 01:12:06,310 Please Mr. President, 1775 01:12:06,310 --> 01:12:08,370 do the right thing. 1776 01:12:08,370 --> 01:12:11,040 Make the weed stuff legal again. 1777 01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:14,000 - Okay, wait a minute. 1778 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:14,830 Are you... 1779 01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:17,560 Are you telling me that you two morons, 1780 01:12:17,560 --> 01:12:19,090 fought this entire war, 1781 01:12:19,090 --> 01:12:22,590 because you thought marijuana was illegal? 1782 01:12:28,630 --> 01:12:29,460 - Yeah. 1783 01:12:29,460 --> 01:12:30,300 - Slavery! 1784 01:12:30,300 --> 01:12:32,460 The war was about slavery. 1785 01:12:34,220 --> 01:12:35,620 God damn it! 1786 01:12:35,620 --> 01:12:36,450 - Wait a minute. 1787 01:12:36,450 --> 01:12:41,410 Did we win the war for slavery or against slavery? 1788 01:12:41,410 --> 01:12:43,000 - Against slavery! 1789 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,060 Jesus Christ! 1790 01:12:44,060 --> 01:12:44,840 - Thank God. 1791 01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:46,120 We have this friend at home, 1792 01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:48,120 that would be pissed. 1793 01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:49,490 - How is this even possible? 1794 01:12:49,490 --> 01:12:51,000 Is it the school system? 1795 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:52,830 - Well, it can't be. 1796 01:12:52,830 --> 01:12:54,390 I didn't graduate. 1797 01:12:54,390 --> 01:12:55,810 - Is it your home life? 1798 01:12:55,810 --> 01:12:56,700 - Can't be. 1799 01:12:56,700 --> 01:12:57,620 - Homeless. 1800 01:12:58,630 --> 01:13:00,010 - Jesus Christ! 1801 01:13:00,010 --> 01:13:01,440 - Wait a minute. 1802 01:13:01,440 --> 01:13:05,290 But then why was everybody back home so riled up? 1803 01:13:05,290 --> 01:13:06,860 - Slavery! 1804 01:13:06,860 --> 01:13:07,860 - [Both] Oh! 1805 01:13:08,990 --> 01:13:10,000 - Right. 1806 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:12,540 - I am so embarrassed. 1807 01:13:12,540 --> 01:13:13,370 - Wait a minute. 1808 01:13:13,370 --> 01:13:17,120 So you're telling me that it's legal to smoke the weed stuff? 1809 01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:18,280 - Hello! 1810 01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:19,560 Yeah, it's a plant. 1811 01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:20,640 It's around. 1812 01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:21,790 It's in nature. 1813 01:13:21,790 --> 01:13:23,310 Our forefathers left England, 1814 01:13:23,310 --> 01:13:25,330 to get away from oppressive law. 1815 01:13:25,330 --> 01:13:26,600 This entire nation, 1816 01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:30,270 is founded on the idea of personal freedoms. 1817 01:13:33,290 --> 01:13:34,950 - So it was always legal? 1818 01:13:34,950 --> 01:13:35,790 - Yeah! 1819 01:13:35,790 --> 01:13:37,100 Legal the whole time. 1820 01:13:37,100 --> 01:13:38,240 Legal now. 1821 01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:39,800 Always gonna be legal. 1822 01:13:39,800 --> 01:13:42,890 This is the United States of America! 1823 01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:46,390 Fuck me! 1824 01:13:50,380 --> 01:13:53,820 - I feel bad that Lincoln yelled at us. 1825 01:13:53,820 --> 01:13:56,540 He's not as nice as I thought he would be. 1826 01:13:56,540 --> 01:13:59,440 - Yeah, pennies are bullshit. 1827 01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:02,620 - I feel bad that we got all those people killed. 1828 01:14:02,620 --> 01:14:03,460 - Yeah. 1829 01:14:05,850 --> 01:14:08,190 But, we did free the slaves. 1830 01:14:09,640 --> 01:14:10,980 - Yeah. 1831 01:14:10,980 --> 01:14:12,350 That's right. 1832 01:14:12,350 --> 01:14:13,680 - We are heroes. 1833 01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:17,630 ♪ We are Trevor and Sam ♪ 1834 01:14:17,630 --> 01:14:19,500 ♪ And we freed the slaves ♪ 1835 01:14:19,500 --> 01:14:21,450 ♪ We can free the slaves ♪ 1836 01:14:21,450 --> 01:14:23,450 ♪ 'Cause we are Trevor and Sam ♪ 1837 01:14:23,450 --> 01:14:25,080 ♪ We're Trevor and Sam ♪ 1838 01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:27,500 ♪ And we free the slaves ♪ 1839 01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:29,150 ♪ We can free the slaves ♪ 1840 01:14:29,150 --> 01:14:32,130 ♪ 'Cause we're Trevor and Sam ♪ 1841 01:14:32,130 --> 01:14:33,240 - Hey. 1842 01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:34,070 Hey Doug. 1843 01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:36,530 - Doug, no way. 1844 01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:39,010 All right, man. 1845 01:14:40,260 --> 01:14:42,930 [Sam] All right, looking good man 1846 01:14:42,930 --> 01:14:44,370 - Yeah, Doug. 1847 01:14:44,370 --> 01:14:45,210 - Oh man, 1848 01:14:46,100 --> 01:14:47,100 we are high. 1849 01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:50,750 [laughing] 1850 01:14:56,130 --> 01:14:57,790 [laughing] 1851 01:14:57,790 --> 01:14:58,940 Yeah, Doug. 1852 01:14:58,940 --> 01:14:59,830 - All right. 1853 01:14:59,830 --> 01:15:02,960 - Oh man, I'm glad he's okay. 1854 01:15:02,960 --> 01:15:03,800 - Yeah. 1855 01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:05,120 I don't think he is though. 1856 01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:06,600 - What? 1857 01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:09,050 - I mean, look, you can see through him. 1858 01:15:09,050 --> 01:15:09,880 - Oh. 1859 01:15:11,320 --> 01:15:14,410 - Yeah, Doug. I think you're a ghost. 1860 01:15:15,350 --> 01:15:17,770 I think you're a ghost, Doug. 1861 01:15:20,020 --> 01:15:21,590 I guess that means your soul 1862 01:15:21,590 --> 01:15:25,170 has some unfinished business here on earth. 1863 01:15:26,470 --> 01:15:27,830 I would try to find somebody 1864 01:15:27,830 --> 01:15:30,580 to help you solve whatever it is. 1865 01:15:32,860 --> 01:15:33,690 - Not us man. 1866 01:15:33,690 --> 01:15:35,350 - No. 1867 01:15:35,350 --> 01:15:37,230 - No, we are too high. 1868 01:15:37,230 --> 01:15:39,170 - Yeah. We can't help you Doug. 1869 01:15:39,170 --> 01:15:40,420 We're too high. 1870 01:15:42,370 --> 01:15:44,700 We can't help you Doug, we're too high. 1871 01:15:44,700 --> 01:15:47,280 - Doug, he said we're too high. 1872 01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:49,350 - Doug. 1873 01:15:49,350 --> 01:15:50,380 We like you and all. 1874 01:15:50,380 --> 01:15:51,710 We're just too high to help you. 1875 01:15:51,710 --> 01:15:52,540 - Yeah. 1876 01:15:53,690 --> 01:15:55,560 Seriously Doug we're too high. 1877 01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:56,390 Stop. 1878 01:15:56,390 --> 01:15:58,310 - Doug we're too high. 1879 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:02,070 - We said we're too high Doug. 1880 01:16:02,070 --> 01:16:03,510 - Doug, we're too high. 1881 01:16:03,510 --> 01:16:04,840 I'm high, he's high. 1882 01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:06,130 - I'm so high. 1883 01:16:06,130 --> 01:16:06,960 - Doug. 1884 01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:07,930 Doug. 1885 01:16:07,930 --> 01:16:09,950 Doug, don't be like that. 1886 01:16:09,950 --> 01:16:10,790 - Doug. 1887 01:16:14,670 --> 01:16:18,320 - We can't help you Doug. We're too high. 1888 01:16:18,320 --> 01:16:19,180 - Damn it Doug. 1889 01:16:19,180 --> 01:16:20,760 We said we're high. 1890 01:16:22,260 --> 01:16:24,930 - We're too high Doug. 1891 01:16:24,930 --> 01:16:26,490 We can't help. 1892 01:16:26,490 --> 01:16:27,760 - Doug, we are too high. 1893 01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:28,860 - What do you want from us? 1894 01:16:28,860 --> 01:16:30,110 - We're too high to help you. 1895 01:16:30,110 --> 01:16:31,730 - We're stoned. 1896 01:16:31,730 --> 01:16:32,980 - Doug we're... 1897 01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:35,570 Doug we're too high! 1898 01:16:35,570 --> 01:16:39,320 [dramatic music] 1899 01:16:40,770 --> 01:16:44,800 [Inspiring banjo music] 1900 01:16:48,260 --> 01:16:50,430 ♪ Two young boys from ole Virginnie 1901 01:16:50,430 --> 01:16:52,700 ♪ One poor and one o' em rich 1902 01:16:52,700 --> 01:16:55,120 ♪ Sleepin' on the finest cotton 1903 01:16:55,120 --> 01:16:57,060 ♪ The other 'n in a ditch 1904 01:16:57,060 --> 01:16:59,150 ♪ They found out about the weed stuff 1905 01:16:59,150 --> 01:17:01,030 ♪ from a friend of theirs in town 1906 01:17:01,030 --> 01:17:05,660 ♪ Better powder up your muskets, Dixie Devil's comin' 'round 1907 01:17:09,330 --> 01:17:11,360 ♪ Well the war broke out at Sumpter 1908 01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:13,900 ♪ Bombs and rockets stained the sky 1909 01:17:13,900 --> 01:17:16,000 ♪ Our heroes didn't know this 1910 01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:18,110 ♪ 'Cause they were just too high 1911 01:17:18,110 --> 01:17:20,080 ♪ But history waits for no man 1912 01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:22,060 ♪ You can feel it 'cross the town 1913 01:17:22,060 --> 01:17:27,060 ♪ So powder up your muskets, Dixie Devil's comin' 'round 1914 01:17:30,860 --> 01:17:32,810 ♪ There's a lot of life behind us 1915 01:17:32,810 --> 01:17:34,510 ♪ Even more yet up in front 1916 01:17:34,910 --> 01:17:37,030 ♪ They turned on Robert E. Lee 1917 01:17:37,030 --> 01:17:39,160 ♪ 'Cause he was such a cunt 1918 01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:41,240 ♪ They joined up with Ulysses 1919 01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:43,050 ♪ And brought the whole war to an end 1920 01:17:43,050 --> 01:17:47,800 ♪ Better powder up your muskets, Dixie Devils ride again 1921 01:17:58,950 --> 01:18:00,770 [Drum solo] 1922 01:18:01,880 --> 01:18:04,280 [Cartoon sound effects] [Kids:]Holy shit!